I wants to beat me some bitches at a bar tonight

[MarthaStewart]

This is my favorite thread so far this year.

you are just saying that to make me feel better.

I kill you last.

 

[MarthaStewart]

Every now and then I feel like what I do is wrong, but then I remind myself that the Lord moves in mysterious ways, and as special as I feel, it has to be that I am the chosen one, disposing of those that displease God and I am simly a conduit fo his will.

That makes me feel a lot better when I wake up with cold sweats after having nightmares of disempbodied heads in my fridge talking to me, telling me that I will pay, and that my laundry is getting mildewy if I don't put it in the dryer again.

 

[rjl296]

sticky please

 

[the nature boy]

did you axe permission from your g/f.