i want to hear some biographies

[biteme]

My bio----by Bite Me

I was born with an aversion to people. My earliest memories are of sitting in a corner by myself in Sunday School Class. I considered myself above all the stupid shit that the teachers used to make kids do, like clap along and sing along. I never trusted grown ups, I thought they were full of shit most of the time. Turned out I was right. Although I don't like people in general, I still need them. No man is an Island. My attitude hasn't changed much since I was born. What are you gonna do?

 

[The Darkness]

I was born, the black clouds in the skies parted, the suns rays shone brightly, birds chirped louder than ever and church bells rang.

My first day at school, I quickly learnt that i despised everybody, im not sure why but i believe it was something to do with the fact that they all acted like each other.

my last day at school, the suns rays of tranquility were quickly replaced by deep dark clouds, lightening flashed as rain lashed the school, soon i would be released into society and be hunting for a career. i decided i still pretty much despised most of humanity and began to question why i was chosen to exist in this shit hole, either way i decided i was nethertheless ready to find and succeed in whatever path i took.

i wandered around aimlessly looking for a suitable reason to succeed, i ended up moving house and got a job in a call centre taking telephone calls, after pleading and pleading with the guy there to give me an opporunity in I.T, i finally got my chance

here i remained for 6 years, i decided that rather than learn one area i would learn them all - since it would be more interesting, so as years past i began learning and absorbing every single angle and career point that could be used as a means to progress within the I.T infrastructure of the company.

I began as a trainee, i hit half way point as a call centre programmer and now I am the Database administrator and systems administrator.

I have been a database analyst, database programmer, systems developer, project manager, I.T support, systems admin, database admin, all in the space of the last 6 years.

My current problem - Where now?

In all honesty I am sick of working behind a desk with people who dont do anything but eat & drink rubbish and work, then have the guts to try to make fun of me simply because i love to train and eat healthily. I was considering trying to get a position in the military as somekind of specialist.

Does anyone here know anything about this?

Sorry for the dramatics, but i was kinda bored.