i want to anti-eflirt with the women in this thread

[jh1]

Hmm. You're like a mildly-attractive english highschool teacher who is 15 years shy of retirement. Too old to consider drop-dead sexy, too young to overlook. Filled with contempt and experiences with men you now resent, the only way to wall yourself against another mistake is with wit and a look-but-can't-touch attitude. You do, however, give me occasional chubbies (decent ass and tits) and I might imagine sex with you, but only at the moment of orgasm during a masturbation session. Still, I'd probably shoot you down with disdain in my eyes because you have nothing to offer me that some chica my age who gives good head and keeps up with my libido can...all without having to use the good wine I have stashed for the younger and hotter milf that comes around. The fact that I'm shallow when horny completely voids your intellect and conversation skills. The fact that you've helped me with plenty of things online is not an accurate reflection of your good will. You'd probably watch me drown. I think you use the internets to gossip, since you hate conversing with real life peoples.

LMFAO!

 

[swole]

ok.....hit me!

Your avatar reminds me of a lonely country aunt who chain smokes and furiously scans Pier One circulars for any decorative item patterned with American Flag stars or stripes. Your homely attractiveness sparks my interest until I see nothing but Levi's and Lane Bryant in your closet. Once in a while, you'll buy a short lacey dress to expose the tattoo on your leg. You secretly wish someone would force you to karaoke that country song you lost your viriginity to...but it never happens. Instead, you sip on your sex on the beach sulking in a despaired sense of happiness. It's not about having what you want, it's about wanting what you have. I'd just stare through you and respond with vague replies, picking my spots to ask the right questions or moves. You'd be a boring lay and couldn't tell me anything I already didn't know or think about. Instead of moaning, you'd probably just breathe really hard through your nose.

 

[jh1]

Your avatar reminds me of a lonely country aunt who chain smokes and furiously scans Pier One circulars for any decorative item patterned with American Flag stars or stripes. Your homely attractiveness sparks my interest until I see nothing but Levi's and Lane Bryant in your closet. Once in a while, you'll buy a short lacey dress to expose the tattoo on your leg. You secretly wish someone would force you to karaoke that country song you lost your viriginity to...but it never happens. Instead, you sip on your sex on the beach sulking in a despaired sense of happiness. It's not about having what you want, it's about wanting what you have. I'd just stare through you and respond with vague replies, picking my spots to ask the right questions or moves. You'd be a boring lay and couldn't tell me anything I already didn't know or think about. Instead of moaning, you'd probably just breathe really hard through your nose.

Holy fuck bro...

 

[Spartacus]

the funny thing is
all tattoos are reposts

 

[habitualhealth]

*lifts skirt and grabs balls*



IN.

 

[LuluDeren]

Too bad you can't copyright *ideas*....you've got some great character profiles there.

 

[katdav]

clever insight for one soooo young.

 

[DieselGunz]

lmao lmoa lmoa lmao lmao another great one S

 

[stilleto]

Hmm. You're like a mildly-attractive english highschool teacher who is 15 years shy of retirement. Too old to consider drop-dead sexy, too young to overlook. Filled with contempt and experiences with men you now resent, the only way to wall yourself against another mistake is with wit and a look-but-can't-touch attitude. You do, however, give me occasional chubbies (decent ass and tits) and I might imagine sex with you, but only at the moment of orgasm during a masturbation session. Still, I'd probably shoot you down with disdain in my eyes because you have nothing to offer me that some chica my age who gives good head and keeps up with my libido can...all without having to use the good wine I have stashed for the younger and hotter milf that comes around. The fact that I'm shallow when horny completely voids your intellect and conversation skills. The fact that you've helped me with plenty of things online is not an accurate reflection of your good will. You'd probably watch me drown. I think you use the internets to gossip, since you hate conversing with real life peoples.

EXCELLENT!
except for the middle and the end, you're totally right!!

 

[Spartacus]

EXCELLENT!
except for the middle and the end, you're totally right!!

what can you do?
you can't come out swinging bikinimom like
though you used double exclamation points
I'm kinda wondering what's up swole's ass