You.....you're the guy that uses the "cool buddy" card initially and then just pounces. Until either A. she drops her panties or B. she's so repulsed by you she puts you on ignore. (real life too) Being that I grew up in a man's world, I get you...from a man's perspective. You could easily be in my circle of buds. You're sometimes witty, pretty positive, and pretty predictable. You want to be accepted by everyone, regardless of what you say. You're a play on words kinda guy.
You're not drop dead gorgeous (not terribly tough to look at though), but knowing women typically do not want that pretty boy look...you hope your wit, charm, and looks will seal the deal. You'd easily get voted "best all around guy" for senior superlatives because you tend to keep things surface level, light hearted, and even when others think you're a big tool....you know you're cool. That's what counts. *high five*
Our initial conversation would go something like "hey, i'm l-stat....hey i'm HH.....you're hot....thanks.....what do you like to do for fun.....not talk about what i like to do for fun....k, do you like it anal.....bye." Short sweet simple.
You think the more hits you have on myspace the more hits your peen will get. All in all, I dont see me being your type. *bows out gracefully*