i want to anti-eflirt with the guys in this thread.

[PICK3]

since swole decides to make the best thread ever and jet...i'll tackle the men in his absence. guys post up and i'll tell you directly why i wouldn't want to meet you or hook up with you.


(ya like how i gracefully steal his brillance do ya?)


disclaimer: as many will suffer extreme heart failure perhaps aches and pains from the following posts, habitualhealth will not be liable...though fully responsible. kthxbye.

in

be gentle

 

[mountain muscle]

hey you and MntMuscle be quiet...im gonna skate on this.
Hey- MM, wanna buy a CBR 1000RR? its never been in the snow.

That is the bike I have been drooling over for a bit. I can't justify a bike purchase now but if you still have it closer to summer. Hmmmm.
You throwing in the snow tires too?
let's see some pictures

 

[PBR]

That is the bike I have been drooling over for a bit. I can't justify a bike purchase now but if you still have it closer to summer. Hmmmm.
You throwing in the snow tires too?
let's see some pictures

 

[blueta2]

You.....you're the guy that uses the "cool buddy" card initially and then just pounces. Until either A. she drops her panties or B. she's so repulsed by you she puts you on ignore. (real life too) Being that I grew up in a man's world, I get you...from a man's perspective. You could easily be in my circle of buds. You're sometimes witty, pretty positive, and pretty predictable. You want to be accepted by everyone, regardless of what you say. You're a play on words kinda guy.

You're not drop dead gorgeous (not terribly tough to look at though), but knowing women typically do not want that pretty boy look...you hope your wit, charm, and looks will seal the deal. You'd easily get voted "best all around guy" for senior superlatives because you tend to keep things surface level, light hearted, and even when others think you're a big tool....you know you're cool. That's what counts. *high five*

Our initial conversation would go something like "hey, i'm l-stat....hey i'm HH.....you're hot....thanks.....what do you like to do for fun.....not talk about what i like to do for fun....k, do you like it anal.....bye." Short sweet simple.

You think the more hits you have on myspace the more hits your peen will get. All in all, I dont see me being your type. *bows out gracefully*

LOL....HH u never disappoint me!
I don't know Lestat all that much but I would have said exactly the same
You're good

 

[habitualhealth]

I just want to go on record saying...women, don't ever do what i've done today. This is alot of dang homework.

 

[mountain muscle]

Okay I am drooling more now. Tell me more about it, I know you have made some mods. PM me details, and let's talk a bit.

Did you notice HH is still skeered of posting about me though? She wants some of the MM I am guessing.

 

[Gambino]

lo good thread

 

[blueta2]

I just want to go on record saying...women, don't ever do what i've done today. This is alot of dang homework.

well you get an A grade! Love this thread, keep going girl!

 

[PBR]

well you get an A grade! Love this thread, keep going girl!

bike threads tend to move fast....ya know?

 

[rykertest]

well this should be fun. Go ahead and tell me why you wouldn't want to meet me.

I can already tell you it's your lose......frigin lesbos everywhere. lol