i want to anti-eflirt with the guys in this thread.

[reno240]

since swole decides to make the best thread ever and jet...i'll tackle the men in his absence. guys post up and i'll tell you directly why i wouldn't want to meet you or hook up with you.


(ya like how i gracefully steal his brillance do ya?)


disclaimer: as many will suffer extreme heart failure perhaps aches and pains from the following posts, habitualhealth will not be liable...though fully responsible. kthxbye.

Shoot! I can take it!!

 

[habitualhealth]

Me... me, me, me, me, me!

You'd be the "elderly" guy in the not so elderly bar trying to eye down my hot model friend. She'd be mumbling "wtf is that guy staring at?" and i'd be responding with..."oh, lord, that's just slat...he wants to bone anything that moves...you just happen to be hotter than his norm".

With that being said, you would never make it past the friend zone. Though you may not be the guy my dad warned me about over the years...at some point, someone created a confidence in you that you had what it takes to man whore it.

In your mind, I could be different for you...the girl you'd want to take home to mom...you'd be proud to show off to your boys...and be ready to "serious down" with. However, your reputation of "I'm a big man ho" would be following ever too closely for my liking. Too risky for me. I have my own insecurities with relationships from past experiences to even dabble in that possibility. Too, I think you are still growing and learning from your own insecurities. Am I good looking enough, lean enough, groomed enough, stylish enough...etc. that you'd still entertain any and all glances from other directions. You'd be the guy who would justify having dinner with another girl WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT...explaining "but but, i didn't sleep with her". I end up breaking up with you for being the low life that you are. Theoretically of course.

You wouldn't be able to offer me anything on an emotional level therefore keeping you in the friend zone for fun and laughs.

 

[slat1]

You'd be the "elderly" guy in the not so elderly bar trying to eye down my hot model friend. She'd be mumbling "wtf is that guy staring at?" and i'd be responding with..."oh, lord, that's just slat...he wants to bone anything that moves...you just happen to be hotter than his norm".

With that being said, you would never make it past the friend zone. Though you may not be the guy my dad warned me about over the years...at some point, someone created a confidence in you that you had what it takes to man whore it.

In your mind, I could be different for you...the girl you'd want to take home to mom...you'd be proud to show off to your boys...and be ready to "serious down" with. However, your reputation of "I'm a big man ho" would be following ever too closely for my liking. Too risky for me. I have my own insecurities with relationships from past experiences to even dabble in that possibility. Too, I think you are still growing and learning from your own insecurities. Am I good looking enough, lean enough, groomed enough, stylish enough...etc. that you'd still entertain any and all glances from other directions. You'd be the guy who would justify having dinner with another girl WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT...explaining "but but, i didn't sleep with her". I end up breaking up with you for being the low life that you are. Theoretically of course.

You wouldn't be able to offer me anything on an emotional level therefore keeping you in the friend zone for fun and laughs.

Interesting response.
I often wondered if I had an E-persona of sorts.
The interesting part is that in you describing me you are opening a window into who you are. After all, you are describing what you see or read. You can only see things the way you were raised to see them and the way your environment molded you to see them.
I am not saying you are right or wrong. There is no right or wrong. We all see things through different paradigms.
One thing I will tell you is this though. I don't cheat. I respect the women I am with.

 

[habitualhealth]

Interesting response.
I often wondered if I had an E-persona of sorts.
The interesting part is that in you describing me you are opening a window into who you are. After all, you are describing what you see or read. You can only see things the way you were raised to see them and the way your environment molded you to see them.
I am not saying you are right or wrong. There is no right or wrong. We all see things through different paradigms.
One thing I will tell you is this though. I don't cheat. I respect the women I am with.

This isn't a disect habitualhealth thread, Dr. Phil.


And hun, the only way I could possibly know you is by what I read on here.

 

[jnevin]

You skipped me, you goddamned blumpkin.

 

[mountain muscle]

She didn't pick on me you hookers. cough slat cough


So, I must still be perfect.

 

[theoak01]

im late but i wanna hear it,give it to me

 

[mountain muscle]

im late but i wanna hear it,give it to me

You're a Wings fan. end o story.

 

[theoak01]

hey hey hey,lets not get personal,insult me,my hygeiene,hell even my mother,but not a mans hockey teamx

 

[slat1]

She didn't pick on me you hookers. cough slat cough


So, I must still be perfect.

She is not picking on anyone.
She is giving everyone one womans perspective on them.
I find it interesting and entertaining.
Life would be a lot more fun if more people were confident enough to tell it like it is!