I want my $1000 check from the oil companies

[needtogetarmy]

So you're implying your shit is more valuable than mine??? OMG -- its fecal discrimination. I'm going to sue your ass and get a landmark judgment then do the Opera/Montel/Springer circuit.

See? Mine is worth much more!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Sweeeeeeet more oil companies to move to canada.. heeeck yeesss