I think N Korea hacked my pr0n collection

[Captain FT]

Vertical??

I give up. Half the vertical taco images on google are of gyro meat...

 

[caligirl85]

I'm out of it.. Sorry!!

 

[miplank]

you're out of dick

 

[Captain FT]

And I'm out of vertical taco

 

[Captain FT]

Ok Cali so if you turn a taco vertical, pretend the crunchy shell is like the labia majora and then imagine eating a taco vertically as the filling falls out into your mouth and you try to lap it up. Maybe it's shaved lettuce, maybe stuffed with hacked roast beef, lots of different types of tacos to eat...does it make sense now hon?

 

[miplank]

tl;dr

 

[Captain FT]

I'll give you excessively long bish.

 

[PICK3]

dick and bubble gum Tuesdays are my special


and I'm fresh out of gum