I think my S/O is trying to kill me to collect on my life insurance policy

[biteme]

She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family.

 

[StickFigure]

She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family.

be afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!!

 

[biteme]

be afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!!

I think I can feel a clog.

 

[biteme]

She just said, "Have a donut mother fucker. Want me to slap some butter on there for ya." I think I pissed her off.

 

[heatherrae]

I doubt she is the beneficiary on your policy yet. So, if she is trying to kill you it is out of sheer, unadulterated hatred.


HTH

 

[swole]

i never thought plastic pink flamingos were a highly sought after item

 

[calveless wonder]

lets be real bro

we all know you ain't got no bread

 

[biteme]

lets be real bro

we all know you ain't got no bread

Half a million on my dead body.

 

[calveless wonder]

Half a million on my dead body.

lol, damn...good policy

 

[Mr. dB]

The idea here is that she wants to fatten you up so that other women won't look at you.