biteme MVP EF VIP Aug 4, 2007 #1 She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family.
She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family.
StickFigure New member Aug 4, 2007 #2 biteme said: She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family. Click to expand... be afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!!
biteme said: She made Alfredo linguini last night and today she brings me blueberry donuts. She knows heart disease runs in my family. Click to expand... be afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!!
biteme MVP EF VIP Aug 4, 2007 #3 StickFigure said: be afraid....BE VERY AFRAID!! Click to expand... I think I can feel a clog.
biteme MVP EF VIP Aug 4, 2007 #4 She just said, "Have a donut mother fucker. Want me to slap some butter on there for ya." I think I pissed her off.
She just said, "Have a donut mother fucker. Want me to slap some butter on there for ya." I think I pissed her off.
H heatherrae Guest Aug 4, 2007 #5 I doubt she is the beneficiary on your policy yet. So, if she is trying to kill you it is out of sheer, unadulterated hatred. HTH
I doubt she is the beneficiary on your policy yet. So, if she is trying to kill you it is out of sheer, unadulterated hatred. HTH
swole Well-known member Aug 4, 2007 #6 i never thought plastic pink flamingos were a highly sought after item
biteme MVP EF VIP Aug 4, 2007 #8 calveless wonder said: lets be real bro we all know you ain't got no bread Click to expand... Half a million on my dead body.
calveless wonder said: lets be real bro we all know you ain't got no bread Click to expand... Half a million on my dead body.
calveless wonder New member Aug 4, 2007 #9 biteme said: Half a million on my dead body. Click to expand... lol, damn...good policy
Mr. dB Elite Mentor Platinum Platinum Aug 4, 2007 #10 The idea here is that she wants to fatten you up so that other women won't look at you.