I smell like a stripper named Paige

[bran987]

And I have about 4 hours and $200 of reasons why.

 

[hotzie]

paige is a weird name for a man

 

[bran987]

paige is a weird name for a man

half hispanic half white, 106 lbs. 5'6", we got to know each other very not well her and I.

yay for the gay joke though. BTW I would not have ever spent that much money if the dances weren't really illegal... which they were.

 

[Dial_tone]

she rubbed her sphincter on your face?

 

[awittyusername]

Did she get the fucking glitter all over you?

And, how the fuck did you only spend $200 in 4 hours?

 

[SULAK]

And I have about 4 hours and $200 of reasons why.

If you put the sweat and dead boobskin cells in a bottle it'd be pretty pricey per ounce, huh?

 

[bran987]

Did she get the fucking glitter all over you?

And, how the fuck did you only spend $200 in 4 hours?

I had glitter on my face before the first dance somehow, halloween decorations. I got home with lipstick on my face, totally pwned by strippers.

spent $200 in 4 hours cause she had to leave to dance on stage then come back and I just chilled for half an hour, and there was probably another half hour of talking. about how she likes weed and... how she's in her 4th year of dancing, totally enthralling.

totally worth it though some guys know what i mean or I woulda been outta there after 2 dances or so, especially since I only go every 6 months or so.

totally worth it.

 

[biteme]

I knew a girl by that name, ask her if she went to Du.c..vi..e High.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[bran987]

she rubbed her sphincter on your face?

yes dial_tone, she did. she pulled it to the side... after ~$100 or so... and spread for all of bran's world to see. yaaaaaay. bravo.

 

[bluepeter]

Don't your strip joints in the US like, really suck? Don't the chicks only take their tops off?

 

[Ish]

Bran is having to wash those shorts out tonight.

 

[Scotsman]

That $200 would be a months worth of eating out for me. Looks like you packed it all in one night.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[BrothaBill]

heathen

 

[hamstershaver]

you could of bought some nice stocks with that money

 

[bran987]

That $200 would be a months worth of eating out for me. Looks like you packed it all in one night.

Cheers,
Scotsman

It's 3 weeks of eating out for me usually, I just had that itch. I'm a man, sue me. I went in and saw only fat chicks on Monday night. Then I saw Paige, and all her clothes came off in the first dance, and I said fuck it. so fuck it. I'll see another one in a year or so. that's what strip clubs are good for, porn in real life every once in awhile with a higher price tag.

 

[bran987]

you could of bought some nice stocks with that money

my only regret hammy is the only one who truly knows me

 

[biteme]

I had glitter on my face before the first dance somehow, halloween decorations. I got home with lipstick on my face, totally pwned by strippers.

spent $200 in 4 hours cause she had to leave to dance on stage then come back and I just chilled for half an hour, and there was probably another half hour of talking. about how she likes weed and... how she's in her 4th year of dancing, totally enthralling.

totally worth it though some guys know what i mean or I woulda been outta there after 2 dances or so, especially since I only go every 6 months or so.

totally worth it.

You should feel so guilty. That 200$ could have went to "Feed the Children". You are so going to Purgatory.

 

[bran987]

my shirt still has the fruity smell, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... and I just saw I have lipstick on my face, lmao, I'm so cliche. feels nice actually.

 

[Beachbum1546]

Strippers are nice people. Gimme Karma.

 

[SULAK]

You should feel so guilty. That 200$ could have went to "Feed the Children". You are so going to Purgatory.

There is a good chance she is an unwed mother, so you could be killing two stones with one bird.

 

[awittyusername]

you could of bought some nice stocks with that money

I would have guessed his gf planned to used that money on the future bran jrs college fund

 

[JayC9]

fishy fingers?

 

[Tytan]

I sense a little strip club love .....Paige= teagen=sarah=bob?

 

[Mavafanculo]

That $200 would be a months worth of eating out for me. Looks like you packed it all in one night.

Cheers,
Scotsman

the strippers in scotland let you do oral? sweet!

 

[Mavafanculo]

half hispanic half white, 106 lbs. 5'6", we got to know each other very not well her and I.
.

yum.

there's a story thats been on the front pages of the NY newspapers off and on for a week about an IT company CEO who spent $250,000 in one night at Scores. So I'd say you were positively responsible and frugal.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

yum.

there's a story thats been on the front pages of the NY newspapers off and on for a week about an IT company CEO who spent $250,000 in one night at Scores. So I'd say you were positively responsible and frugal.

HOLY CRAP

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bro, with 200 buckaroos i could have gone out drinking, prowling for chicks, and come home without getting laid, like...3 times

kinda like a strip joint

in slow motion

with ugly chicks

who keep all their clothes on

hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Mavafanculo]

bro, with 200 buckaroos i could have gone out drinking, prowling for chicks, and come home without getting laid, like...3 times

kinda like a strip joint

in slow motion

with ugly chicks

who keep all their clothes on

hmmmmmmmmmmm

lol remind me not to hire you as my lawyer

-

 

[Mavafanculo]

HOLY CRAP

He says they padded the bill, but they have signed and fingerprinted waivers every 20,000 or so. the place is mobbed up, but this one looks legit. the girlies found a sucker.

 

[SoKlueles]

yum.

there's a story thats been on the front pages of the NY newspapers off and on for a week about an IT company CEO who spent $250,000 in one night at Scores. So I'd say you were positively responsible and frugal.

i read about that, how does someone spend that much money at a strip joint?



and branny, dang

 

[The Shadow]

And I have about 4 hours and $200 of reasons why.

Never have a relationship with a stripper....



Date a stripper



...NEVER EVER a relationship

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol remind me not to hire you as my lawyer

-

shutup bro, youre making me feel bad...you know that if you were facing 25 to life, id get you life! isnt that a good thing? havnt you watched trainspotting? choose life, mofo!

 

[bran987]

Never have a relationship with a stripper....



Date a stripper



...NEVER EVER a relationship

lol good advice. didn't you read the part where I said it's just live, expensive porn?

lmao, I dated one for about a month once without knowing she was a stripper she didn't want to disappoint me. wondered why she had a brand new jeep grand cherokee and a sweet apartment while she was a student! she said her family took care of her. then my friend saw her at the men's club. that was awesome pwnage when we showed up. never saw her again.

girls are funny, you'd think dating a stripper would gross them out, but I got a lot of poon in my circle of friends after that for awhile because the guys looked up to me for dating a nursing student stripper and the girls assumed if I did that I must be interesting in bed.

I'm really not that much better better at picking up chicks than the average badass though.

take shadow's advice guys, he has dated a whole strip club, it's a bad idea unless you can afford 10 gallon drums of coke.

 

[bran987]

probably a bad idea to have this on the public boards when I have a girlfriend who knows how much I'm on this site. I don't think she's ever logged on, but in case she did I can already feel the exhaustion of defending a night like that and comments like the ones I made.

Ima lock this and get it off the front page lmao.

I need an alter.

 

[stilleto]

Did she get the fucking glitter all over you?

And, how the fuck did you only spend $200 in 4 hours?

what's fucking glitter?