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I sleepwalk.

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GoldenDelicious

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ive sort of known for a long time that ive sleepwalked. well. denied it for a long time that ive sleepwalked ;) but after last night...its kind of inescapable

ive been dieting really hard lately (cos its coming up to summer and i feel fat and frumpy) and so have NOTHING in the fridge worth eating (if you aint got it, you aint breakin diet!) but somehow woke up last night, cooked, and ate...a fucking 650g steak.

a 650g steak!!!!!!!!!!!

(for you non metric people, thats like...a pound and a half)

and the worst thing is i dont remember eating the bloody thing!!!!!!!

whadaboolshit :(
 
also im a crap cook when im asleep. i made a fish and chilli ginger dressing (i know this because of the trail of fish sauce, chilli, and ginger all over the white countertop)

who the hell makes fish sauce for steak?

i wonder if i berated myself while i ate that giant thing
 
That's scary Bro.
I used to sleep walk to the pisser, and not flush the toilet - lol.
If you have another episode I suggest you seek help in finding a solution. Some medications can cause this.
Some people have serious problems with sleep walking, and end up in serious trouble.
 
am i the only one not worried about this? my mum was freaking out, everyone ive told is like "thats so dangerous" but the only downside i see is when i start having unprotected sex in my sleep...but hopefully ill have a camera or something so i can revisit the episode

i mean seriously, thatd be the ultimate home porn - youre in it, but its all new. awesome :D
 
I dig your sense of humor, but people literally have killed in their sleep. In one documented case I saw on TV the sleep walker drove 100 miles, killed (I forgot who), then drove back home and went back to bed to be waken up by the police. Not a easy thing to explain to the lawmen.
More likely problems are falling, or setting your kitchen on fire.
The worst thing that ever happened to me was when I was a teenager on a trip with friends and I woke up in a panic in a closet. I had pissed on the wall and must have been looking for my bathroom back home. Yea it's funny now, but it wasn't then. Of course I didn't follow my own advice and never got help. Fortunately I grew out of it.
If this issue set in lately it might be a reaction to a medication your taking (ambien for example), and can easily be solved.
I'm done preaching. Good luck Bro.
 
When I was a kid my dad told me I tried to get my kx80"dirt bike" out. He caught me when I started it in the basement. I tried to go out the sliding glass door. (" NOT OPEN" )He woke me up and I was siting on it bumping the door. I had a helmet on and a pair of superman pjs. There is a pic of it, I will need to catch up w/ mom and she if she can find it.
So yea the shit can get you hurt.

I could of jumped it like on the start gate. I would've got all cut up. Shit is funny now.!!
 
pwerhaps u should stop sleeping in the nude for a while?
 
Fuck man, I clicked on this thread hoping to read some sex story about you sleepwalking into some chicks apartment and ending up with hot steamy shower sex or something.

You cooked a steak? What a fucking disappointment of a thread, come back with more stories of you getting laid, that's what I click on your threads for, for fucks sake.



b0und (miffed)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
am i the only one not worried about this? my mum was freaking out, everyone ive told is like "thats so dangerous" but the only downside i see is when i start having unprotected sex in my sleep...but hopefully ill have a camera or something so i can revisit the episode

i mean seriously, thatd be the ultimate home porn - youre in it, but its all new. awesome :D
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Dude my friend almost died from sleepwalking he sleep walked straight out over the balconly railings from the second story, broke his neck pretty bad.

managed to live, is a little stranger then he already was, but is basically lucky to be alive.

so only bungalow's for you, and watch out for cars and shit, lol.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
Dude my friend almost died from sleepwalking he sleep walked straight out over the balconly railings from the second story, broke his neck pretty bad.

managed to live, is a little stranger then he already was, but is basically lucky to be alive.

so only bungalow's for you, and watch out for cars and shit, lol.
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Yikes.

My dad slept walked up until he was age 17. He'd wake up in the strangest places, barn, car, back porch and NEVER recall how he got there.

At age 17, he joined the Navy. He had his bunk mate tie him into his bunk every night. The Navy cured his sleep walking.
 
b0und said:
Fuck man, I clicked on this thread hoping to read some sex story about you sleepwalking into some chicks apartment and ending up with hot steamy shower sex or something.

You cooked a steak? What a fucking disappointment of a thread, come back with more stories of you getting laid, that's what I click on your threads for, for fucks sake.



b0und (miffed)
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hahahahaha ive done that, but with ambien. cut a long story short i went to sleep at 2am and kicked the party crew out. at 5am the party crew came home (including 2 hotties) and thought it would be funny to run into my room and jump into bed with me - so they do, and do a massive pileup...on some naked girls head. who i had invited over and presumably had sex with while sleeping.

ambien + sex = hilarity

there was another girl that i invited over when i had used ambien (lol) and i supposedly fell asleep on my face in her boobs mid sex. mid thrust even. she left my room, dejected, and had an hour long convo with my housemate, when i supposedly went out there wrapped in a sheet, hooked my finger into her jeans, and dragged her back to my room like she was a child. then i supposedly threw her into bed, started having sex, and then...falling asleep. on my face. in her boobs. again.

she shamefecedly told me all this 3 days later.

i was very amused.

so were the 800 people i promptly told. LOL
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
ambien = teh awesome, best uncontrollable tunnel vision, great for secks...
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really? everytime ive had sex on ambien its been something weird, like in the sauna, or falling asleep halfway through
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Mine is prescription. Not my prescription, but someone gives me all of theirs.
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I have a script for 10mg ones. The most I've taken is 25mg, and then I thought I was in wonderland or something.
 
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