I saw Alien vs Predator

[AAP]

Laugh if you want. I was right. It sucked ass. And here is why...

The humans were needless in the movie. The movie could have gone another direction on why/how the hunt began.

A flaw with the predator was when the human fell down the shaft after running from them above, he was covered with snow, thus concealing his body heat. Like Arnold used mud. So how could the predator see him to kill him?

A flaw with the Alien was once the face hugger attached and left the embryo in you... it usually took a day (first movie) to a few hours (second movie) before the alien emerged. Now it was like... umm... five minutes.

The first two predators were killed right off the bat. Shit, those aliens whooped that ass.

Not enough alien vs predator scenes... I mean... that is what I paid for.

The lady using the alien head as a shield was weak. How the hell they wash that thing out?

Predictable scenes. The aliens constant close up of their snarling mouth, the second set of teeth coming out.... the predator taking off his helmet and roaring, etc...

shit. I hate it when I am right.

 

[BileStew]

So, basically in a nutshell...you're saying it sucked?

 

[AAP]

sucked like a hooker wanting free crack

 

[BileStew]

sucked like a hooker wanting free crack

Thanks. Now I know not to waste my money on this movie or the hooker.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I had a good time at it,but my expectations going in were zero.LOL

 

[BileStew]

I had a good time at it,but my expectations going in were zero.LOL

You went to see this movie with From Zero?

WTF??

 

[AAP]

Did FZ live up to expectations?

 

[big_bad_buff]

i thought it was pretty good, but like you said, the movie was only 1.5 long, shit happend to fast, they killed off like 10 humans in 5 minutes, and 2 predators back to back withen like 10 minutes of them being there. i thought it was descent, would have been a shit loead better if it had another 30 minutes of just aliens and predators fighting

 

[Tiervexx]

Laugh if you want. I was right. It sucked ass. And here is why...

The humans were needless in the movie. The movie could have gone another direction on why/how the hunt began.

I agree, they really where useless. They should of at least had a lot less time setting up the human's backgrounds.

A flaw with the predator was when the human fell down the shaft after running from them above, he was covered with snow, thus concealing his body heat. Like Arnold used mud. So how could the predator see him to kill him?

1) Predator's can switch vision modes. They do this in other parts of this move, predator 2 and in the games so even if they can't see him in inferred they can still use other forms of detection.

2) In the artic there would still be a big heat difference even after that fall. Arnold was in a tropical jungle so everything around him was still pretty warm.

A flaw with the Alien was once the face hugger attached and left the embryo in you... it usually took a day (first movie) to a few hours (second movie) before the alien emerged. Now it was like... umm... five minutes.

This was a big inconsistency. These bother me too.

The first two predators were killed right off the bat. Shit, those aliens whooped that ass.

This is what pissed me off the most. Aliens are supposed to be strong but not anywhere near as tough as predators. It should have taken a small swarm of aliens to take one predator, and that's if he is just using his hand to hand weapons.

Not enough alien vs predator scenes... I mean... that is what I paid for.

The lady using the alien head as a shield was weak. How the hell they wash that thing out?

Predictable scenes. The aliens constant close up of their snarling mouth, the second set of teeth coming out.... the predator taking off his helmet and roaring, etc...

shit. I hate it when I am right.

I agree, this movie was an overall disappointment, and having the last predator die just as the queen was way too predictable.

 

[Tiervexx]

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