I never knew birds could be so damn evil...

[calveless wonder]

lol

The 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds | Cracked.com


#4 IMHO is the most fucked up. These little Cinderella looking birds impale things on spikes and thorns and use their dead body trophy collection as a pussy magnet. and so some weird cryptic ritual mating dance.

seriously, wtf is that.

 

[miplank]

 

[calveless wonder]

read it you ngr

 

[miplank]

Lol, okay

 

[samoth]

Pretty 180 article.

Those are some pretty alpha birds, and I fucking hate birds.

 

[miplank]

I knew that about pelicans and eagles, but those impaling birds loom so harmless. Lol

 

[calveless wonder]

"The golden eagle is perhaps the most revered bird in the entire world. It is the national bird of five countries and has been featured on the coat of arms of nearly a dozen others. It is the very symbol of animal majesty and might. Also, it is a shithead."

lmao

 

[miplank]

I've seen them drop snakes out here.

 

[calveless wonder]

I've seen them drop snakes out here.

LOL

i don't know if that's cool or scary.

 

[miplank]

LOL

i don't know if that's cool or scary.

I would freak the fuck out I'd a snake just landed on me out of the sky.

 

[RADAR]

Wow!...

 

[jnevin]

I've seen them drop snakes out here.

I've seen do that here too.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've seen do that here too.

complete sentences please

 

[jnevin]

Me no make sentence.

 

[calveless wonder]

I would freak the fuck out I'd a snake just landed on me out of the sky.

well LOL, yeah..that's what i mean.

maybe if you see the eagle up in the sky dropping the snake far away, it's pretty cool because the snake is gonna get pwned.

but fuck, if it were close to you...

i'd rather the eagle shit on me

 

[jnevin]

What if the eagle shit a snake on you?

 

[CoBra666]

that was actually the first thing i read longer than a few sentences. fuckin hilarious. i think the eagle was the funniest tho