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I need Traz to explain to me how this happened

Strongbow

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Went by the gym yesterday and this fucking gorilla that is a pretty good bro of mine was in there arm wrestling ngrs. He had his own lil shit bag table set up and was killing ngrs arm sockets and shit. Dude is like 280 and fairly strong and shit even for his size. So I am just standing back watching and talking with some dudes and this ngr stands up and says You, points at me and Im like Rut Rhoh. So I'm seriously not wanting to do this, but i cant back down so I step up to his lil table. I watched him long enough to see he was beating everybody by throwing his weight on them right from the rip, then he would pull back and throw his wegiht on them again. My strategy was hold this bish ngrs first big offensive move and when he ramps up to throw his weight on me again break this ngr's arm off.
Anyways we hook up and this ngr is talking his shit, so we start and sure enough he throws his weight on me and I hold and all of a sudden I hear this fucking loud snap and this ngr's arm goes limp, LMAO. He snapped his biceps tendon acting like a fucking fool. Couldn't understand how it happened, he'd been training witha pro for months, I said ngr yout trained with a pro for months and I had one converstaion with The Alcatraz and broke your lil pissy ass arm off. Go get some surgery bish ngr
 
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For my size, I am a terrible arm wrestler. Always have been, though never really got into it.
 
Fuck off
 
were you playing the rocky theme eye of the tiger in your head while this was happening? that is the theme song of champions.. im convinced
 
Cool make believe story

Who the fuck sets up a table for arm wrestlin random bishes
 
Arm wrestling is only safe if you know what ur doing you can easily get into a dangerous position always make sure ur elbow is inside ur shouldr if that makes sense and never look away frim ur arm
 
Chap 317 in Sb's Book of Tall Tales

The Book of Beezekiel is not a book of tall tales, rather a guide for those who want to be joosed out pimpin ass ballas to live by. You definately be needing a copy. Do they have a Barnes and Nobel in your bish ass city, cause it's not avaliable for your punk ass Nook yet?
 
Im on my third got damn steak bowl from The japanesse place fuck those fucking gooks can cook the shit out of rice and steak. Me lovey yum yum sauce too. BTW Im going vegan next week.
 
Can I Paul Harley?

I just sprayed liquid shit out my ass. I hink he gooks are trying to poison me

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god damn traz... are you eating small children for lunch?!?! u look fucking huge bro... good for u...
of course i meant all that in a non petiphile non homo kinda way...

This is me being off bro, wait till I get ON again. Should be soon. Been off for 3-4 months
 
This is me being off bro, wait till I get ON again. Should be soon. Been off for 3-4 months

Im on that good kush and alcahol

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I'm on shots of Crown Royale

Im snortting viagra waiting for them to announce me as the new Pope

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I'm doing an interview with robin at buffalo wild wings

Im really fond of the 40 wings in 5 flavors platter.

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