I need to VENT.Some people=waste of time trying to help out.

[Just Add Muscle]

Ok so this little dipshit wire brush looking guy about 6'2" weighing 140 max totally soft all over comes into my store like every 2 weeks or so.Every time I see him he comes in with his hat side ways and a tanktop that must be xxx small in order for it not to fall to his ankles because he has no shoulders to hang it on.Hes like YO BRO,I just did like 6 IDS mass tabs a day and ran like 6 bottles of Phera-plex and some 4ad or some other ridiculous amount of shit and he is like.I think all this shit is fake bro,I got 0 gains.Im like how old are you buddy?he is like 23 and Ive been training for 15 years BRO.(Im exaggerating a little)but thats what I feel like he really wants to say by the look of the 2 three hundred pound watermelons he is carrying under his imginary lats.Im like bud you really need to stop taking so many hormones and start eating a lot of calories and training heavy with plenty or rest.He is like nah man I know my shit Ive been doing this for ever man.Then he proceeds to ask me what I think he should take next.Im like you really need to stop taking all these hormones and check your training.Something is not right if your taking all these chemicals and getting nothing in size gains.He is like I dont know bro,I need to order some newer stronger shit. Why the hell does he even bother coming into my store every week to ask stupid shit and complain if he is not going to listen to a word I say?Next week he will be back again to do the same damn show.Fucking tool.

 

[needtogetaas]

Sell him protein powder. Rip off the label and tell him to take 2 sccops mixed in milk 3-4 times a day. Tell him its a new underground prohormon powder.

 

[*The_West*]

you must have the patience of a saint to put up with a little tosser like that

 

[stosstruppe]

Just take his money mate, otherwise a less scrupulous businessman will. As long as you make a passing effort (vocal disclaimer) to remind him that he needs to adjust his nutrition, training and lifestyle accordingly, blag as many supplements as you can to him.

Fortunately you will get more intelligent customers coming in that are happy to discuss the various pros and cons of w/e supplement, training, nutrition etc and thus subsequently give you some job satisfaction.

 

[Scotsman]

Sell him protein powder. Rip off the label and tell him to take 2 sccops mixed in milk 3-4 times a day. Tell him its a new underground prohormon powder.

Weight gain 4,000 in the giant dogfood bag.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[miplank]

punch him in the face...

 

[chris302001]

LOL, I like all of these suggestions...

 

[Just Add Muscle]

Worst part is that he wont listen when I try to tell him to take weight gainer.He wants more hormones.Im sure he does not even eat or go to the gym and just wants a quick fix then comes back saying how nothing works.Worst part is that he will back with the same watermelons under his arms in 2 weeks.Except this time they will be 400 pounds and the tanktop will b smaller.

 

[Scotsman]

Worst part is that he wont listen when I try to tell him to take weight gainer.He wants more hormones.Im sure he does not even eat or go to the gym and just wants a quick fix then comes back saying how nothing works.Worst part is that he will back with the same watermelons under his arms in 2 weeks.Except this time they will be 400 pounds and the tanktop will b smaller.

Unfortuneately you can't help people who aren't willing to listen. It is extremely frustrating but there really isn't a lot you can do. People will always look for short cuts and quick fixes to avoid hard work.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[sixxtoes]

some beefcake 4000 should work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM64dMoweio&feature=related