I need to become a plastic surgeon!

[miplank]

2 things...

a.) why isn't fitgay mopped for speaking out of turn
2.) why isn't addct2geighs mopped either?


da faq is going on?

 

[Fitguy3030]

Yeah bro that's the one I was telling you about

If you're just a weekend warrior, you can drop a buck or hog at 300+ yards without spending more than $350

Fitguy, you live in NY, your opinion on gun ownership is useless

Hey we're allowed to own BB guns and bolt action .22s. And yeah it's a decent gun for the average deer hunter.

 

[miplank]

i'm seriously so pissed

 

[bigbassturd]

2 things...

a.) why isn't fitgay mopped for speaking out of turn
2.) why isn't addct2geighs mopped either?


da faq is going on?

Attn: plunkey

Note the list nomenclature.

 

[Fitguy3030]

i'm seriously so pissed

Don't mop me use it on that dumb ass addict he seriously pisses me off

 

[miplank]

im so mad i just threw my bud grinder

 

[miplank]

just kidding


no i didn't.

 

[-SD-]

Im pacing so hard i crush a vial

a gutdamn 20ml vial

Addicted2gai got a fresh coat, gotdam no more Mr. NiceSD

 

[miplank]

who the fuck keeps giving him green k...god dammit I'm just gonna keep taking it away.

 

[Fitguy3030]

who the fuck keeps giving him green k...god dammit I'm just gonna keep taking it away.

He made friends in the steroid section

 

[miplank]

lol@those losers

 

[Fitguy3030]

Someone did lock his thread over there though

 

[miplank]

i think wolf pack locked it cuz he claimed some guy didn't cite his source...


apparently he doesn't notice all the other mods plagiarizing. LOL!

 

[Fitguy3030]

Fuck I'm mopped

 

[miplank]

pwnt

 

[wootoom]

I seriously just read this whole thread, what I got out of it was...Gains? You are a fucking greasy, spineless, worthless, bucket full of dicks, Amish looking, brother hezakiah waste of skin mother fucker!


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[wootoom]

And change your name to losses...you aren't gaining shit but weight


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[dabuffguy]

translation; I bought my wife dick

Nah, it's what she wants. She likes a thin band and with a thin band, a 1.5 carat rock looks ridiculous.

She's not flashy, and threatened me if I spend too much money, because she knows I will, with "all your gucci shoes, armani suits, watches and fast cars I know you'll spend too much money on it."

She's very simple to please, very frugal. I'm not. $7k is me restraining myself.

 

[miplank]

lol@threatened


they all say that.

 

[cindylou]

oh they do?

 

[dabuffguy]

Ya, Cindy, they do.

Dafuq u playing at like you are oblivious to that. Be for real.

 

[redsamurai]

Yeah, you should propose that to her. See how it goes over rob

She's not fond of fat hipster neckbeards, so your chances are slim

But it's worth a shot... PM her.

is that code for "I've got the beer and the camera so make sure you're there sat night at 11 sharpish with the rest of the boys"???

 

[mrplunkey]

Attn: plunkey

Note the list nomenclature.

Plunkster approved.

Carry on please.

 

[-SD-]

Nah, it's what she wants. She likes a thin band and with a thin band, a 1.5 carat rock looks ridiculous.

She's not flashy, and threatened me if I spend too much money, because she knows I will, with "all your gucci shoes, armani suits, watches and fast cars I know you'll spend too much money on it."

She's very simple to please, very frugal. I'm not. $7k is me restraining myself.

Threatened you with what? Wild hot sex?

 

[cindylou]

Ya, Cindy, they do.

Dafuq u playing at like you are oblivious to that. Be for real.

Lol wtf

Im real!

 

[nangiggles]

Lol wtf

Im real!

Real bitchy?
















I'm j/k

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[nangiggles]

This thread made me realize I got ripped off in the ring department, didn't even get one, then again I never got proposed to lololol

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[nangiggles]

And change your name to losses...you aren't gaining shit but weight


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Fucking harsh

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[zwhit]

my wife tossed the ring to the side when I proposed and started crying. I was like do you knew how much I spent on that? pick that shit up, woman

 

[digimon7068]

my wife tossed the ring to the side when I proposed and started crying. I was like do you knew how much I spent on that? pick that shit up, woman

*know

 

[zwhit]

it was the Swype. I'm better than that

 

[dabuffguy]

Threatened you with what? Wild hot sex?

Lol, I wish.

Watch, I'll be on my honeymoon and tragically develop ED.

 

[-SD-]

Lol, I wish.

Watch, I'll be on my honeymoon and tragically develop ED.

N2Fuck ?

 

[miplank]

Ya, Cindy, they do.

Dafuq u playing at like you are oblivious to that. Be for real.

Lololol

 

[WoodyO]

I don't know shit about diamonds, but this ring cost a fucking fortune. That's why I kept it after the divorce.

 

[miplank]

How much was it

 

[-SD-]

you dont know shit about sizing pics either

also, pwnt by marriage

 

[miplank]

Lol

 

[WoodyO]

How much was it

I don't remember, but it was worth well over $20K last time it was cleaned and appraised.

 

[-SD-]

I don't remember, but it was worth well over $20K last time it was cleaned and appraised.

sell that bish

 

[WoodyO]

you dont know shit about sizing pics either

also, pwnt by marriage

I wanted it really big to show off my callouses. Also, life after divorce is 1000x better. She P'wnd herself it turns out.

 

[miplank]

I don't remember, but it was worth well over $20K last time it was cleaned and appraised.

How many ct?

 

[-SD-]

How many ct?

translation: how many stacks

 

[WoodyO]

How many ct?

No fuckin' clue. I don't know shit about diamonds. It has that one monster rock on top, some sort of custom cut, then about 15-20 smaller rocks around the band. Both are completely custom.

Not sure what I'm even going to do with it now that I have it.

 

[zwhit]

I don't know shit about diamonds, but this ring cost a fucking fortune. That's why I kept it after the divorce.

that's cute

 

[-SD-]

Have a jeweler remove all the rocks and sell those bishes off

 

[WoodyO]

Those rocks could buy a lot of beer.

 

[zwhit]

20 grand? must be close to 2 carat center stone

ballin

 

[miplank]

.75 ct I got Cindy

 

[zwhit]

that's ain't no .75 carat ngr

 

[miplank]

Lololol

 

[nangiggles]

Lol, I wish.

Watch, I'll be on my honeymoon and tragically develop ED.

Even worse, you'll have premature ejaculation, what a let down

 

[dabuffguy]

N2Fuck ?

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

N2Wood

 

[dabuffguy]

.75 ct I got Cindy

The hell you giving me crap for buying my girl a .75 ct then?


Lololololol

 

[dabuffguy]

Even worse, you'll have premature ejaculation, what a let down

Lol

 

[miplank]

The hell you giving me crap for buying my girl a .75 ct then?


Lololololol

I was mocking you, dipshit.

 

[zwhit]

dabuff is so close he can taste it

 

[dabuffguy]

I was mocking you, dipshit.

 

[dabuffguy]

dabuff is so close he can taste it

I get precum when I make out with my gf.

 

[miplank]

oollololololo

 

[WoodyO]

I get precum when I make out with my gf.

Does it soak through your skinny jeans?

 

[miplank]

I get precum when I make out with my gf.

do you at least stick your hands down your pants to get in on your fingers and then put them in your g/fs mouth?


or is that frowned upon?

 

[WoodyO]

$50 says he puts it in his own mouth

 

[miplank]

lollolol

 

[WoodyO]

It's an honest rookie mistake.

 

[Fitguy3030]

I get precum when I make out with my gf.

I bet you do

 

[cindylou]

Lol omg dont have a long engagement. You guys wont make it. Hurry up.

 

[WoodyO]

She'll probably say no anyways

 

[bigbassturd]

Haven't you seen the news?

The engagement is soon to be off, Utah just passed approval on gay marriage. Buffgay can finally have his way...AND still keep his vow to only have sex in wedlock.

Win/win
1/2fgt

 

[Fitguy3030]

Haven't you seen the news?

The engagement is soon to be off, Utah just passed approval on gay marriage. Buffgay can finally have his way...AND still keep his vow to only have sex in wedlock.

Win/win
1/2fgt

Ahahahahahaha

 

[hardrock]

I get precum when I make out with my gf.

There's mouthwash for that.

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[bigbassturd]

Ahahahahahaha

lololololol!!

 

[Fitguy3030]

Fuck that was funny

 

[dabuffguy]

$50 says he puts it in his own mouth

 

[nangiggles]

$50 says he puts it in his own mouth

I just laughed so hard it echoed in this empty office

Lol

Are you afraid that since you're both virgins you'll cum real fast and she'll be disappointed and think, "this was it? this is what I've been saving myself, what a let down, this sucks, I dont wanna do this very often"

If you weren't afraid before, are you know?

 

[dabuffguy]

I just laughed so hard it echoed in this empty office


Are you afraid that since you're both virgins you'll cum real fast and she'll be disappointed and think, "this was it? this is what I've been saving myself, what a let down, this sucks, I dont wanna do this very often"

If you weren't afraid before, are you know?

I actually have thought about that a few times.

 

[nangiggles]

I actually have thought about that a few times.

Awww now I feel bad , you'll be fine hun, even if it does happen like that all you have to do is be ready for a second go, which I'm sure you'll be able to do dont worry.

 

[TableFun]

I actually have thought about that a few times.

It's more likely your dick won't work at all....

 

[-SD-]

What a fucking mess

 

[smurf2]

Someone tell woody his cubic zirconia aint shit

 

[-SD-]

hahahhahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

Ngr please

 

[nangiggles]

That shit ain't even shiny, must be a j clarity visibly flawed as fuck

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[WoodyO]

So's your face.

 

[nangiggles]

Please come back later with a whittier reply, I know you can do it!

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[TableFun]

Fuckyto avatar...

 

[nangiggles]

Fuckyto avatar...

Engrish?

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[miplank]

That shit ain't even shiny, must be a j clarity visibly flawed as fuck

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you're just salty you didn't even get a murky ass diamond at all

 

[cindylou]

Awww now I feel bad , you'll be fine hun, even if it does happen like that all you have to do is be ready for a second go, which I'm sure you'll be able to do dont worry.

The first time is going to suck, it's not gonna be fine. Lol. Might as well expect that it will suck and plan for a better experience the second, third, and from there on.

 

[WoodyO]

you're just salty you didn't even get a murky ass diamond at all

It's not even murky, just a shitty camera phone pic in my dark kitchen. That shit is worth more than Nan's Hyandai & has gone up in value every time it's appraised.

 

[Fitguy3030]

Sureeee

 

[smurf2]

The first time is going to suck, it's not gonna be fine. Lol. Might as well expect that it will suck and plan for a better experience the second, third, and from there on.

Wrong

 

[Mad Jasper]

Please come back later with a whittier reply, I know you can do it!

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*wittier

 

[miplank]

Wrong

you're fucking wrong


gtfo w/your salty ass attitude

 

[cindylou]

Wrong

How so?

 

[TableFun]

I think what she's saying is that it's going to take dabuffgay more than a few times to get it anywhere near something pleasurable

 

[smurf2]

How so?

If you hate it the first time, you wont like it the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. We are talking about anal, right?

 

[cindylou]

Lol, yes

 

[-SD-]

We're talking about occipital

 

[mrplunkey]

It's more likely your dick won't work at all....

Well I sure hope he doesn't feel any pressure.

After all, it's only his first sexual experience that will set the tone for the rest of his life with someone to whom who he's pledged his entire life and soul.

I'm sure you won't disappoint duff! Just try your absolute highest and hold yourself to the highest level of performance -- expect nothing less. I'm sure it will be world-class and phenomenal.