I met this woman at the airport...

[Grumpy Old Man]

Great ass... Wanna fight?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I will see your "great ass" and raise you a *great chest*

... lats and shoulders aren't bad either, but that underarm hair has got to go!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Can't take you out in public without someone kneeling at your feet (ass)

 

[ortiz34]

u guys are nucking futs

 

[Bikini Mod]

OMG! That was so wrong....

You would think THIS dude would have kicked THAT dude's ass!

 

[Bikini Mod]

u guys are nucking futs

Darlin'.... ya'll have NO idea.

Keep this sorry old bastard in line for me, will yaz? I have to go out for a coupla few... gym and errands and a massage n'stuff.

It ain't easy doin nuffin all day.

 

[EnderJE]

What's with the old dude and older dude posting in this thread? Who are they?

 

[Johnny Cakes]

nice story, I sob.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

nice story, I sob.

Well I was homeless and nobody would take me in and they were going to send me to an old folks home, luckily she took me in and fed me and changed my diaper.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

What's with the old dude and older dude posting in this thread? Who are they?

you must spread some more karma........

Hell if I know, my memory is getting kinda poo