i masterbated at work while a customer was in the store.

[ajtomasi]

I'm one bad motherfucker.

It was a lady customer too.

 

[MrMuscle]

Again, if you were a female, this thread would be much more exciting.

 

[WODIN]

DID YOU MASTERBATE IN THE BATHROOM OR CHANGE ROOM OR BEHIND A SHELF? WHERE? JUST IN THE STORE DOESN'T REALLY SAY MUCH.

 

[ajtomasi]

Last time I was in the "phone room" where all the wire are.

This time I was in the side office.

I have masterbated at the front counter once before, but not at this job. It was a little store at the mall with a high counter.

 

[jerkbox]

go wash your hands you deviant

 

[British Athlete]

You should have asked her for some "assistence".

 

[Scarlett33]

Thats hilarious!

 

[alien amp pharm]

We will see you next time on Fox's "Caught in the Act at Work" series.

 

[vixenbabe]

Do you work in a bagel store in Dayton, Ohio by chance?

I knew that lil bastard looked guilty yesterday......Well, that and he had hairy palms!

 

[I.B. Orpheus]

I hope your boss doesn't have security cameras, actualy I hope he does. We'll see you on the Fox network soon.

 

[Kastrodamus]

Now he's thinking, "Oh fuck.."

 

[Monkey Pox]

Sounds like that video I saw called something like People Having Sex in Public or Most Outrageous Sex something something, blah, blah, blah with people having sex in stairways, at work, at a ball game and etc. all caught on security cameras supposedly. It looked somewhat bogus to me since everyone was good looking and had nice bodies and acted like they were in a porn or something. It seemed very unlikely that these people were all having sex at work where people could possibly see them and they'd get their asses fired, but after hearing that story I guess maybe it was true.

 

[MrMuscle]

I saw one of those.
Yhis guy was working at a donut shop. And a bitch complained cuz she wanted a fresh donut with glazing. So he went and got a fresh donut and jerked all over it..glazing...

 

[Lumberg]

I could use a donut.

 

[ajtomasi]

Trust me fellas, I was in no camera. I planned these things. I didn't just spontaniously jerk off

 

[molnii]

We will see you next time on Fox's "Caught in the Act at Work" series.

LOL

 

[spin721]

I hope you didn't forget to tell us that COPS was filming nearby and we'll see that shit on TV in a few months.

 

[argent]

Trust me fellas, I was in no camera. I planned these things. I didn't just spontaniously jerk off

If you have time to actually plan out "non-spontaneous acts of firing your meat musket" you can't be very busy.

 

[Naeem]

He would probably enjoy the exposure

 

[ajtomasi]

If you have time to actually plan out "non-spontaneous acts of firing your meat musket" you can't be very busy.

oh i wasn't busy. thats what drove me to masterbate

 

[argent]

Have you ever copied your wang?

 

[ajtomasi]

Well tonights my last night so maybe I should place my penis on the glass and run a few.

 

[argent]

I highly recomend it. Then you can post it on the Pictures of members board.