i masterbated at work while a customer was in the store.

[Kastrodamus]

Now he's thinking, "Oh fuck.."

 

[Monkey Pox]

Sounds like that video I saw called something like People Having Sex in Public or Most Outrageous Sex something something, blah, blah, blah with people having sex in stairways, at work, at a ball game and etc. all caught on security cameras supposedly. It looked somewhat bogus to me since everyone was good looking and had nice bodies and acted like they were in a porn or something. It seemed very unlikely that these people were all having sex at work where people could possibly see them and they'd get their asses fired, but after hearing that story I guess maybe it was true.

 

[MrMuscle]

I saw one of those.
Yhis guy was working at a donut shop. And a bitch complained cuz she wanted a fresh donut with glazing. So he went and got a fresh donut and jerked all over it..glazing...

 

[Lumberg]

I could use a donut.

 

[ajtomasi]

Trust me fellas, I was in no camera. I planned these things. I didn't just spontaniously jerk off

 

[molnii]

We will see you next time on Fox's "Caught in the Act at Work" series.

LOL

 

[spin721]

I hope you didn't forget to tell us that COPS was filming nearby and we'll see that shit on TV in a few months.

 

[argent]

Trust me fellas, I was in no camera. I planned these things. I didn't just spontaniously jerk off

If you have time to actually plan out "non-spontaneous acts of firing your meat musket" you can't be very busy.

 

[Naeem]

He would probably enjoy the exposure

 

[ajtomasi]

If you have time to actually plan out "non-spontaneous acts of firing your meat musket" you can't be very busy.

oh i wasn't busy. thats what drove me to masterbate