I love you Velvett!!!

[velvett]

Whoa!
It's ode to velvett's ego week.
Please, please talk amongst yourselves.



I was told a week or so ago that I am *flippant* (WHAT?Yeah ok, I can be - it's just a defense mechanism.) and this week I was told I am commitment phobic and will find any array of excuses to not settle down.

Can you please tell me what that means?
I mean - I know what it means - but geez. Ah well, no one here could really answer that you don't see me in action daily.

Sigh...



I am most flattered by this thread as well as the other threads that have popped up this week.

Thanks all.

 

[Cleaner]

May, give it a rest already.

Plifter - more power to yah.

 

[Kryp2o]

**While playing in the park Kryp2o keenly observing two other children scurrying to gain the affection for the very beautiful and striking velvett falls off the monkey bars and lands head first on the ground. While gasping for air tears began to poor out of his eye sockets no, no not from the pain but from an excruciating amount of uncontrollable laughter.**

 

[May1010]

Re: Re: Re: I love you Velvett!!!

My name is May and I'm 35 years old and still live with mommy and daddy.

Okay, that was uncalled for!

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah! he lives with me and he does this really amazing thing to me with his tongue..um... oh nevermind

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Velvet,

Yes, Plifter has all of those qualities that he mentioned ... but he also has a little pee pee and due to his XXY chromosomal makeup (I think he's lying about this though), he's only 1/2 man ... If you were to breed with this gyno freak, your children would be taunted at school and beaten every day.

I, on the other hand, will let you use a strap on with me.

LOL!!!!!!!


Damn, Loren!!!!!

 

[plifter]

i bet you i have a better chance of getting velvett in the sack than you do plifter.

Well, I don't know where you live, but I'm quite a distance from New York so you may indeed have a better chance. Oh well, this is fantasyland anyway.(too bad, I'd like to meet Velvett)

VELVETT, I'll send you a pic if you want!

 

[plifter]

Uh... Moose, after that post I think my odds are looking a lot better right now.

 

[plifter]

I've only had a line like that work once. When she accepted the offer I became somewhat frightened by her.

 

[Kryp2o]

where in new york does she live? i work there during the day. maybe she can blow me during my lunch hour.

Bullwinkle as we have discussed in your past life as CaptainFaggottWannabe I would think it would be rather difficult for a circus midget and an upright walking penis (such as yourself) to get a blowjob while you fully lodge yourself up the ass end of every farm animal at the petting zoo you currently work at . Were would you find the time.