I love you Velvett!!!

[plifter]

intelligent --I have a B.S. in Geology which isn't an easy degree.

confident -- I'm confident but not arrogant

sarcastic sense of humor -- I can be VERY sarcastic

mostly responsible and reliable -- Definately

knows that perfect is impossible but tries anyway -- I'm a perfectionist, nothing ever turns out the way I want

can deal with my bed lovin' self and late sundays in bed--- I slept 17 consecutive hours one time.

has a job!-- I've been promoted twice in the past 3 months at my job with an internet company.


Things that make weak:


full lips-- I guess they are full, I mean they definately don't feel empty.

a sexy walk--- I've got the strut down to an art form.

beautiful hands -- sorry to dissapoint, I have a 1" surgical scar on my right hand. It has almost faded away though.

nice teeth-- I've never had a cavity in my life!

a warm soft touch-- I guess my body temperature is normal. I'm muscular but I have a little bit of fat that makes me soft.

 

[supersizeme]

let the courting begin. we need another chesty/shagwell romance to liven things up.

 

[May1010]

Velvet,

Yes, Plifter has all of those qualities that he mentioned ... but he also has a little pee pee and due to his XXY chromosomal makeup (I think he's lying about this though), he's only 1/2 man ... If you were to breed with this gyno freak, your children would be taunted at school and beaten every day.

I, on the other hand, will let you use a strap on with me.

 

[Hannibal]

Love Velvett??! What's not to love

 

[May1010]

intelligent --I have a B.S. in Geology which isn't an easy degree.

Hi. My name is Plifter. I studied Geology in college. This is a rock. This is not a rock. That's pretty much everything I know about geology. Wanna see my tits?

 

[May1010]

[Bmostly responsible and reliable -- Definately[/B]

That's right. You'll know where he's at every Saturday nite ... Down at the 25 cent arcade on his knees.

 

[May1010]

confident -- I'm confident but not arrogant

That's right. When I wear a bra to support my man tits, I don't brag to all the other hermies that I've got the biggest bra of them all.

 

[May1010]

I'm muscular but I have a little bit of fat that makes me soft.

It's not the fat that makes you soft. It's the fact that you're a genetic freak. That is, you've got XXY genes. Hence, you are very feminine. This includes soft skin and a really big clit.

 

[May1010]

Angel Tits,

Keep your hands off Velvet. She's mine. I don't particularly want her. I just don't want you to have her.

 

[plifter]

Re: Re: I love you Velvett!!!

Hi. My name is Plifter. I studied Geology in college. This is a rock. This is not a rock. That's pretty much everything I know about geology. Wanna see my tits?

My name is May and I'm 35 years old and still live with mommy and daddy.

 

[velvett]

Whoa!
It's ode to velvett's ego week.
Please, please talk amongst yourselves.



I was told a week or so ago that I am *flippant* (WHAT?Yeah ok, I can be - it's just a defense mechanism.) and this week I was told I am commitment phobic and will find any array of excuses to not settle down.

Can you please tell me what that means?
I mean - I know what it means - but geez. Ah well, no one here could really answer that you don't see me in action daily.

Sigh...



I am most flattered by this thread as well as the other threads that have popped up this week.

Thanks all.

 

[Cleaner]

May, give it a rest already.

Plifter - more power to yah.

 

[Kryp2o]

**While playing in the park Kryp2o keenly observing two other children scurrying to gain the affection for the very beautiful and striking velvett falls off the monkey bars and lands head first on the ground. While gasping for air tears began to poor out of his eye sockets no, no not from the pain but from an excruciating amount of uncontrollable laughter.**

 

[May1010]

Re: Re: Re: I love you Velvett!!!

My name is May and I'm 35 years old and still live with mommy and daddy.

Okay, that was uncalled for!

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah! he lives with me and he does this really amazing thing to me with his tongue..um... oh nevermind

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Velvet,

Yes, Plifter has all of those qualities that he mentioned ... but he also has a little pee pee and due to his XXY chromosomal makeup (I think he's lying about this though), he's only 1/2 man ... If you were to breed with this gyno freak, your children would be taunted at school and beaten every day.

I, on the other hand, will let you use a strap on with me.

LOL!!!!!!!


Damn, Loren!!!!!

 

[plifter]

i bet you i have a better chance of getting velvett in the sack than you do plifter.

Well, I don't know where you live, but I'm quite a distance from New York so you may indeed have a better chance. Oh well, this is fantasyland anyway.(too bad, I'd like to meet Velvett)

VELVETT, I'll send you a pic if you want!

 

[plifter]

Uh... Moose, after that post I think my odds are looking a lot better right now.

 

[plifter]

I've only had a line like that work once. When she accepted the offer I became somewhat frightened by her.

 

[Kryp2o]

where in new york does she live? i work there during the day. maybe she can blow me during my lunch hour.

Bullwinkle as we have discussed in your past life as CaptainFaggottWannabe I would think it would be rather difficult for a circus midget and an upright walking penis (such as yourself) to get a blowjob while you fully lodge yourself up the ass end of every farm animal at the petting zoo you currently work at . Were would you find the time.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

i promise if she blows me ill buy her lunch at kfc or taco bell.

Better then Jack in the Box!

 

[Kryp2o]

peach if you blow me im not gonna take you to no kfc. you are worthy of much more than that. you get a fancy dinner at the red lobster baby.

Bullwinkle you can't do that . . . you know your mommy and daddy can't lend you that kind of money. There having to work hard enough as is to make ends meat as lab rats and part time prostitutes.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

peach if you blow me im not gonna take you to no kfc. you are worthy of much more than that. you get a fancy dinner at the red lobster baby.

Woo hoo!!!!!! Oh boy!!!!

 

[Milhouse]

This thread is a riot.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Hey you can keep waiting in line cause I'm not willing to Share Velvett

 

[Slice of Peach2]

i knew you would be excited. now just buy me plane tickets to get to texas and make sure you have money for dinner.

I don't think so, little man. I do mean little too.

 

[Burnboy]

no one loves me

 

[Kryp2o]

i knew you would be excited. now just buy me plane tickets to get to texas and make sure you have money for dinner.

You shouldn't be too expensive of a date either. After all, you meet the maximum height requirements to travel in one of those doggy totes on the airline, plus I'm sure you would have no problem getting the child's menu at Red Lobster.

 

[Kryp2o]

No . . . no on second thought that wouldn't work either. The minute the tote makes it to customs, they would open the cage, and the only thing in there would be a small pile of doggy poop all grinning and smiling at the customs agent. At that point the cage would then be ushered to the nearest hanger for hosing, cleaning and disinfecting then storage until it's next use.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

No . . . no on second thought that wouldn't work either. The minute the tote makes it to customs, they would open the cage, and the only thing in there would be a small pile of doggy poop all grinning and smiling at the customs agent. At that point the cage would then be ushered to the nearest hanger for hosing, cleaning and disinfecting then storage until it's next use.

 

[velvett]

Ya'll are just out of control.

 

[May1010]

where in new york does she live? i work there during the day. maybe she can blow me during my lunch hour.

I just choked on my cheerios. he he he


I love the Captain!