I love the way my BF pushes...

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...lol...likes Dr. Who, and reads Scientific American in the loo. There is that, too.

When I met him years ago, I thought he was so cute that I moved my office downstairs in our office building to avoid talking to him, because I could talk to him for hours and didn't want to develop a crush on him. I avoided him as if he smelled like spoiled beer cheese in a dirty shoe.

your tone will change when he steals your blow dryer

 

[cap gunz]

Someone get Sparty a cup of coffee.

 

[cap gunz]

your tone will change when he steals your blow dryer

He better not!! LOL. He did get me a ionic hairbrush recently. Maybe that is an omen.

 

[miplank]

He better not!! LOL. He did get me a ionic hairbrush recently. Maybe that is an omen.

kiss that fucker good-bye!

 

[cap gunz]

kiss that fucker good-bye!

lollerskates

 

[miplank]

lemme see your boobs

 

[cap gunz]

lemme see your boobs

My boobs are significantly less appealing after baby no. 2. You have 3D glasses and a bottle of scotch?

 

[miplank]

My boobs are significantly less appealing after baby no. 2. You have 3D glasses and a bottle of scotch?

no, but I got bifocals and a bottle of Jergens

 

[PICK3]

My boobs are significantly less appealing after baby no. 2. You have 3D glasses and a bottle of scotch?

We'll be the judge of that. Post em up.

 

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no, but I got bifocals and a bottle of Jergens

I really did just laugh and spit out my drink.