I love the way my BF pushes...

[Spartacus]

oh my god

 

[cap gunz]

he's cheating on you bro

I can't believe we got to page 5 without that being said earlier.

 

[cap gunz]

I sense a PM alter.

Okay, I know what an alter is, but what is a "PM alter?"

 

[mrplunkey]

Okay, I know what an alter is, but what is a "PM alter?"

Well played puds, well played.

 

[cindylou]

Puddlemonkey

 

[Spartacus]

my friend

 

[Spartacus]

oh no it's not all about you
it's an alter sort out
fuck this trash

 

[AFeedz]

)

Here is an example from this Friday:

HIM: "Maybe I shouldn't come up this weekend since I'm tight on money until I get paid on the fifth, and I still need to buy groceries." (Said while he's standing at the gas pump filling up the car to make the drive to my house. He lives 2 1/2 hours away)

ME: "Oh, well, if you want to come, I'll pay for the gas this time and will hook you up with groceries.

HIM: "Great! I'll be there in 2 1/2 hours."

ME: Random musing about x-factor and other random stuff for about 1/2 an hour.

HIM: You can keep avoiding the conversation but it won't go away!

ME: "huh? what conversation?

HIM: "About money!"

ME: "I thought we decided that."

HIM: He goes on a rant about wanting to make sure we both had money for everything and how I was avoiding the conversation.

ME: "Ummmm....okay. ???? Don't come then."

HIM: "Oh, you witch! I just put gas on the car and now you are leaving me out to dry. IF YOU DO THIS TO ME, SERIOUSLY, NEVER CALL ME AGAIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

ME: "Yeah, I do." click

HIM: Calls me back

ME: Disconnects phone without answering.


WEEKEND OF SILENCE

TODAY HE CALLS AND SAYS:

HIM: "Hi. what's up baby."

yeah, he's totally nutty, but very cute.

Holy fuck. Why the hell do people enjoy being in relationships with difficult people?

 

[Spartacus]

his glasses up on his nose in a completely reflexive way. He's got a nerdy bend. I love that. Of course, I think he may have a personality disorder, but, hey, we all have issues.

you use glasses to see
in the 21st century that would mean print
and you mock your "boyfriend"
for attempting to see

 

[PICK3]

do you like the way he pushes your shit in?

ololololol!