i love :coffee:

[Buddy_Christ]

i love

just ground up some Chocolate Almond beans and made a few cups

I forget which one it was, i think it was Hazlenut Fudge, but whichever one it was, when i'd brew a pot it'd stink my house up like i was in the Hershey's Chocolate factory

i like my coffee like i like my men - hot, black, and strong.

discuss.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I like also. Been drinking more coffee then eating food lately.

 

[jenscats5]

I AM DYING FOR SOME COFFEE!!!!

I'm out of creamer & milk due to the snowstorm & haven't had coffee since Saturday am..... Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I AM DYING FOR SOME COFFEE!!!!

I'm out of creamer & milk due to the snowstorm & haven't had coffee since Saturday am..... Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

hmmm, lessee here...

ground coffee i have some folgers, maxwell house, dunkin donuts cinnamon spice (i think there's still some left), dunkin donuts hazelnut and wawa hazlenut.

whole bean i have the chocolate almond, french roast, columbian, and a hawaiian blend.

i also have about a pound of espresso already ground up.

trying to use up the pre-ground stuff so i can stock up with more whole bean. of course i keep the cheap stuff (folgers, maxwell house) around because the gf brews a pot in the morning at around 5-6 am then she goes through about half the pot between having a few cups and filling up her travel mug. i don't get to it until 7-730, and i only drink a small cup then fill my mug and take off.

usually don't have time in the morning to brew coffee (almost always wake up late), so i drink the cheap stuff. it gets the job done and she makes it strong enough that it tastes decent. if i do have time in the morning, i make a pot of espresso, dump it in my mug, top it off with regular coffee, and head off to class. i call it "coffee suprise." it'll really wake your ass up quick.

 

[jaded]

I'm not much of a coffee person...I prefer tea or hot chocolate over coffee.

 

[anthrax]

A dat w/o coffee is a wasted day

 

[wootoom]

coffee is really good

 

[jenscats5]

hmmm, lessee here...

ground coffee i have some folgers, maxwell house, dunkin donuts cinnamon spice (i think there's still some left), dunkin donuts hazelnut and wawa hazlenut.

whole bean i have the chocolate almond, french roast, columbian, and a hawaiian blend.

i also have about a pound of espresso already ground up.

trying to use up the pre-ground stuff so i can stock up with more whole bean. of course i keep the cheap stuff (folgers, maxwell house) around because the gf brews a pot in the morning at around 5-6 am then she goes through about half the pot between having a few cups and filling up her travel mug. i don't get to it until 7-730, and i only drink a small cup then fill my mug and take off.

usually don't have time in the morning to brew coffee (almost always wake up late), so i drink the cheap stuff. it gets the job done and she makes it strong enough that it tastes decent. if i do have time in the morning, i make a pot of espresso, dump it in my mug, top it off with regular coffee, and head off to class. i call it "coffee suprise." it'll really wake your ass up quick.

Damn you for living so far away!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Damn you for living so far away!!

we still need a get-together.

 

[Beachbum1546]

i have only had a couple cups in my life. i plan on keeping it that way. i dont want to be dependent on it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i have only had a couple cups in my life. i plan on keeping it that way. i dont want to be dependent on it.

=

 

[theoak01]

I live on the stuff,insomia sucks bad,so its my life line

 

[BrothaBill]

In the often profound words of my frat roommate chris tr**mble.

I hate coffee, makes me shit~





He often would come up with statements that would just end conversations, nothing need more be said.
And I mean profound in the way of describing the levels of mental retardation.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

In the often profound words of my frat roommate chris tr**mble.

I hate coffee, makes me shit~





He often would come up with statements that would just end conversations, nothing need more be said.
And I mean profound in the way of describing the levels of mental retardation.

yeah, if i drink too much espresso i shit a lot. violent shits that unleash themselves down my rectum at around 400psi. i try not to drink too much of that stuff.

 

[BrothaBill]

I think the technical term is coffeerhea, as in getting the coffeerhea(s)


A related condition is the superbiggulparhea, as in why did I drink that whole thing this morning before my first class on an empty stomach? see also: road trips, a guide to happy motoring.

 

[Lady Viking]

=

what he said

 

[CipherLock]

Without my forgiving pot of coffee I am just a mere mortal.

I would like to thank the coffe bean for just being himself.

 

[anthrax]

Espresso kick ass (literally)

 

[Sassy69]

My large cup o' Dunkin Donuts joe is my "congratulations" to me for coming into work yet another day.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i need some chocolate covered espresso beans. they're

 

[jenscats5]

yeah, if i drink too much espresso i shit a lot. violent shits that unleash themselves down my rectum at around 400psi. i try not to drink too much of that stuff.

Thank you for sharing!! LOL

Now where's my coffee??

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Thank you for sharing!! LOL

Now where's my coffee??

it's right next to my salsa.

 

[jenscats5]

it's right next to my salsa.

You'll get your salsa....... Tell B to smack you on my behalf....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You'll get your salsa....... Tell B to smack you on my behalf....

but then i have to smack her back

j/k

 

[jenscats5]

but then i have to smack her back

j/k

I really don't think you want to go there.......

Got some DD coffee today.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I really don't think you want to go there.......

Got some DD coffee today.....

i said j/k

well, that is, unless i'm smacking her on the ass

i just had a cup of espresso. i'm exhausted, was up too late last night. have a class from 5-8 that i'll be taking a mug of "coffee suprise" to so i can stay awake. i need to go to bed early tonight.

 

[curling]

i like my coffee like i like my men - hot, black, and strong.
.

I like coffee but what the heck does this mean?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I like coffee but what the heck does this mean?

it means i take my men like i take my coffee - hot, black, and strong.

 

[curling]

it means i take my men like i take my coffee - hot, black, and strong.

I thought you dug chicks?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I thought you dug chicks?

so? what's your point?

 

[curling]

so? what's your point?

Well I don't know really. What you swing both ways or what? And if that is the case why would you mention you like big black strong women as well?

 

[jenscats5]

I like coffee but what the heck does this mean?

OK, I'll be the spoilsport...........

Curling -- I take it you've never seen the movie "Airplane"?????

 

[curling]

OK, I'll be the spoilsport...........

Curling -- I take it you've never seen the movie "Airplane"?????

Oh I see...thanks.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what makes that whole "hot, black, and strong" thing funnier is when it's said in the presence of a black man. Happened when i was in the barracks one day. I was filling up my mug and a friend said "wtf? you drink it black?" i said yes, and another friend says, "yeah, he likes his coffee like he likes his men...hot, black, and strong."

one of our friends, who was black, was standing there giving us the wtf look. i looked at him and said "come give me some lovin baby." he was pretty freaked out and refused to walk in front of me for a few days after that.

 

[BrothaBill]

it means i take my men like i take my coffee - hot, black, and strong.

I like MY women like I like coffee....







Tied up in a gunny sack on the back of a mule in the mountains by a guy named Juan.


old joke, but not as old as that one.