I just killed my penis. Beat it to death with my hand.

[fistfullofsteel]

Got to use more lotion next time. Do you take a shower soon after you are done masturbating or just go about your business?

 

[Spartacus]

beat pick3 to it too
he's the king of thread parodies

 

[ksharp01]

masterbate in the shower...use conditioner..that might help
get off, and get clean and soft in a stroke or two or ten...you get the picture

 

[SpyWizard]

"it's my soap, my shower, my penis, and i'll wash it as fast as i want to"`

 

[needtogetaas]

masterbate in the shower...use conditioner..that might help
get off, and get clean and soft in a stroke or two or ten...you get the picture

thats funny cuz I do this all the time.

 

[jerkbox]

masterbate in the shower...use conditioner..that might help
get off, and get clean and soft in a stroke or two or ten...you get the picture

how the hell are we supposed to look at porn in the shower?

 

[jackangel]

i'm too busy reading ksharp threads to do anything else while smacking my little mexican around.

 

[ksharp01]

thats funny cuz I do this all the time.

really?
I thought I just made that up. Sounded like a good idea and apparently it is.

 

[ksharp01]

how the hell are we supposed to look at porn in the shower?

humm, now there I can't help you out...you will just have to use your imagination.

 

[ksharp01]

i'm too busy reading ksharp threads to do anything else while smacking my little mexican around.

don't forget the lotion