I just invenshined somthing

[MassiveGunz]

bros I just invenshined somthign bros.
I was just sittin arround drinkin beer and lookin at MOAG and ANROLD and thinkin bout how my bench numbers are bigger then most peoples bank acounts when i realized taht i was finishin off my last MGD !!1
So i was mad as shit and i acidently punched a hole in my door when i had an inspriashin.

I inspriashined that if i had more beer i wouldnt have run out.

[huge] So i just invenshined the 18 pack!!!!11 [huge]

taht way its liek 12 pack plus a 6 pack but all in one pack of an 18 pack and you dont run out as fast 111!

Any of you bros work at MGD or maybe Bud?

***WARNIG**
NO INVENSHIN STEELING

 

[notoriousQQ]

Yesterday I pooped and for the first time in my life I had a clean getaway. I went to wipe and there was nothing on the toilet paper. I always thought that the clean getaway was urban myth, kind of like big foot and the lochness monster, however, i can now verify that it does exist.

MG - I'm down with the 18 pack like 4 flat tires.

 

[argent]

Its always a good day when you get a "1-wiper".

 

[WODIN]

Why not just buy a case instead?

 

[gymtime]

A whole case? Dude, that's 24 isn't it?


Crazy talk.

 

[argent]

Check this idea out. Instead of a bunch of little cans.....why don't we make one really big can and then use some kind of dispensing system to put the beer in smaller cups or glasses. What do you think?

 

[WODIN]

Well yeah but if your busting down 18 then it leaves you a 6 for later. So why not just get a "24 pack"?

 

[beastboy]

Yesterday I pooped and for the first time in my life I had a clean getaway. I went to wipe and there was nothing on the toilet paper. I always thought that the clean getaway was urban myth, kind of like big foot and the lochness monster, however, i can now verify that it does exist.

MG - I'm down with the 18 pack like 4 flat tires.

I already had a thread dedicated to this.

 

[the nature boy]

Yesterday I pooped and for the first time in my life I had a clean getaway. I went to wipe and there was nothing on the toilet paper. I always thought that the clean getaway was urban myth, kind of like big foot and the lochness monster, however, i can now verify that it does exist.

MG - I'm down with the 18 pack like 4 flat tires.

okay, but have you had a case where there was no evidence on the toilet paper and in the toilet itself? This is known as the "fantom dump".

 

[beastboy]

okay, but have you had a case where there was no evidence on the toilet paper and in the toilet itself? This is known as the "fantom dump".

LMAO.

I thought it was the turd burgler.

 

[Y_lifter]

MG.. Ever heeard of the Case?

24 cans or bottles of MGD in one handy suitcase style box...

 

[the nature boy]

LMAO.

I thought it was the turd burgler.

I'm some regions it's called the ghost shit.

Or the Houdini.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I'm some regions it's called the ghost shit.

Or the Houdini.

Ward, I am worried about the Beav.


It's amazing how he knows this stuff. Where does he get it from?

 

[the nature boy]

Ward, I am worried about the Beav.


It's amazing how he knows this stuff. Where does he get it from?

I have lots of free time to think of this stuff.


BTW I was in woodley park the other night, it's a nice place for sure. Big money to buy some of those townhouses.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

[FreeballinDC]

BTW I was in woodley park the other night, it's a nice place for sure. Big money to buy some of those townhouses.

No doubt, which is why I didn't buy a house there. I do kinda miss it though. There are some great restaurants on Connecticut Ave that put out a good feed.

 

[Y_lifter]

The issue with me is Bread..

I can never eat a whole loaf of bread before it goes stale or moldy.
I can't have it in the fridge..

1/2 loafs

Now, there's an invenshin..

 

[notoriousQQ]

okay, but have you had a case where there was no evidence on the toilet paper and in the toilet itself? This is known as the "fantom dump".

Never hit the phantom dump deuce. (no evidence in crapper or on the paper)

 

[TheProject]

The issue with me is Bread..

I can never eat a whole loaf of bread before it goes stale or moldy.
I can't have it in the fridge..

1/2 loafs

Now, there's an invenshin..

Okay...why can't you have bread in the fridge?

 

[VooDoo Lady]

OMG that was clever AND witty! Way to be MG!!

 

[Whiskey]

Hey NotoriousQQ, I hope that you don't mind, but I am gonna steal that poop saying now. Too damn funny

Whiskey