I just got busted beating off when my ass packer of a roommate came home

[bwood]

eek. You really don't have a lock. Sorry for the joke lol.

You should establish the red bow rule. Whenever you tie a red bow to the doorknob that means "I'm jerking off... don't come in." I'm sure you two will manage great like that.

ROTFFL...

 

[Nathan]

eek. You really don't have a lock. Sorry for the joke lol.

You should establish the red bow rule. Whenever you tie a red bow to the doorknob that means "I'm jerking off... don't come in." I'm sure you two will manage great like that.

Except that he'd "accidentally" come in every damn time I were to do that. I only go at it when he is out and it's pretty rare he ends up coming home when I'm in the process. Three more weeks dammit. Just three more weeks.

 

[Frackal]

Dude, you should have asked him to finish you off.

 

[HULKSTER]

Nathan, two things that will improve this situation:

1. Get a lock on your door.
2. Lock that gay guy out of your life by throwing his ass out.

 

[ajtomasi]

i keep hearing the words "aggrivated sodomy"

 

[bwood]

i keep hearing the words "aggrivated sodomy"

close...

more like "consensual sodomy"...

 

[ajtomasi]

close...

more like "consensual sodomy"...

or "requested sodomy"

 

[HULKSTER]

or playing "tunnel rat".

 

[Nathan]

I feel I should point out that as soon as I can give more karma to bwood, he's getting slammed with some serious red karma. Don't fuck with me man, I know how important karma is to you.

 

[Warik]

Except that he'd "accidentally" come in every damn time I were to do that. I only go at it when he is out and it's pretty rare he ends up coming home when I'm in the process. Three more weeks dammit. Just three more weeks.

Then since he's a homo who will come in accidentally, tell him the red bow tie means you have a stripper over. Since he doesn't like boobies he will stay out.