I just got busted beating off when my ass packer of a roommate came home

[ajtomasi]

Then since he's a homo who will come in accidentally, tell him the red bow tie means you have a stripper over. Since he doesn't like boobies he will stay out.

yeah right, he'd probably peep in through the keyhole and "rub one out"

 

[ajtomasi]

You might as well have posted, "I'm not especially bright you know. In fact, I can't read or write." If there were a keyhole, then that might suggest there'd be a lock wouldn't there jackass?

you got me there!

now if you'll excuse me i must go wipe my ass

 

[Nathan]

yeah right, he'd probably peep in through the keyhole and "rub one out"

You might as well have posted, "I'm not especially bright you know. In fact, I can't read or write." If there were a keyhole, then that might suggest there'd be a lock wouldn't there jackass?

 

[KnoXville]

Given the N mans sexually harassed history, he would just be better off fashioning and wrapping a gigantic red bow around himself. Or conceivably next time recruiting a hot demoiselle to room with. I imagine the same scene would transpire something like this ..

Nathan: Bonus, scat bestiality.. *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* ..
Tiffany: Whoopsy, sorry sweetie wrong door, tee hee.
Nathan: *bashfully blushes*
Tiffany: Well gee golly Nate, maybe I could help you out there?
Nathan: Or maybe you could see that I'm quite busy rubbing one out here and help your gee-golly ass out the door you sneaky bitch.
Tiffany: Right then. *leaves*
Nathan: Asshole.

** 5 minutes later **

Nathan: Wait a second .. Oh Fuck.

 

[Baoh]

Given the N mans sexually harassed history, he would just be better off fashioning and wrapping a gigantic red bow around himself. Or conceivably next time recruiting a hot demoiselle to room with. I imagine the same scene would transpire something like this ..

Nathan: Bonus, scat bestiality.. *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* ..
Tiffany: Whoopsy, sorry sweetie wrong door, tee hee.
Nathan: *bashfully blushes*
Tiffany: Well gee golly Nate, maybe I could help you out there?
Nathan: Or maybe you could see that I'm quite busy rubbing one out here and help your gee-golly ass out the door you sneaky bitch.
Tiffany: Right then. *leaves*
Nathan: Asshole.

** 5 minutes later **

Nathan: Wait a second .. Oh Fuck.

 

[bwood]

knox is a funny mofo...

 

[KAYNE]

ssshhhhhhh!! no one is supposed to know

HE LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.



KAYNE

 

[HULKSTER]

HE LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.



KAYNE

More like he let the rat out of the tunnel.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

Okay ... we get it. You get caught by your roommate when you jerk off.

A lot.

I'm not sure what you like better, The risk of him catching you tug your joint or telling us about it.

 

[Warik]

You might as well have posted, "I'm not especially bright you know. In fact, I can't read or write." If there were a keyhole, then that might suggest there'd be a lock wouldn't there jackass?

lol

And what kind of door has a keyhole big enough to see through anymore?