I just got busted beating off when my ass packer of a roommate came home

[Nathan]

You have your computer in a main room? You should take that to your own room, or bathroom. Seriously, I wouldn't be happy if I came home and found my roomate sprawled out jacking off.

No, my computer is in my room. There is no lock, though. I would get one, but I have $5 in my bank acount. Plus, my parents own this place, so I had no say whether I got to stay here or whether this guy would be my roommate.

Knoxville: I thought nerd implied someone who liked nerdy things, like comic books, Star Wars, shit like that. Whereas a geek was someone who liked shit like computers. I am a nerd in many ways, it's true. But I'm a built and lean nerd dammit, and that makes all the difference.

 

[KAYNE]

YOU LIVE WITH A GAY GUY? HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

 

[slobberknocker]

Why be all secretive? You should have just told him you were beating off and asked him to wait outside for a few minutes. No big deal.

 

[slobberknocker]

Bump since I have 666 posts, I'm superstitious, lol.

 

[ajtomasi]

YOU LIVE WITH A GAY GUY? HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

ssshhhhhhh!! no one is supposed to know

 

[Mad4Iron]

Dude;You must set up some kind of MacGiver designed earlywarning system. Sleighbells from X-mas,fishing line,nails and even throw a road flare into the mix.I would think you'd be under that magical $5 limit.

Then again you could alway prop a chair against the door or tell him the next time he walks into your room you'll stab him with an icepick

Mad

Mad

 

[Baoh]

Consider this:

When you are not home, and he is, he probably goes in your room. What he does while in your room can be left up to your imagination.

 

[ajtomasi]

Consider this:

When you are not home, and he is, he probably goes in your room. What he does while in your room can be left up to your imagination.

Probably spanking it whilst he grips a wad of your unders.

 

[bwood]

nathan...

the temptress...

 

[Warik]

No, my computer is in my room. There is no lock, though.

eek. You really don't have a lock. Sorry for the joke lol.

You should establish the red bow rule. Whenever you tie a red bow to the doorknob that means "I'm jerking off... don't come in." I'm sure you two will manage great like that.