I just got busted beating off when my ass packer of a roommate came home

[Nathan]

And he had some other fag with him. This is my life. I wish I were dead. And it was pretty damn obvious too since my face was bright red, I had two bitches going at it on my computer screen, and I had a rather convenient bulge in my pants in the crotch region. I'm seriously contemplating suicide right now. It just doesn't get any better than this folks. Crap.

 

[KnoXville]

Perchance in all feasibility, its simply your rainbow roomy justly paying you back for keeping him awake all last night and watching that Donnie Darko character with your cannabis compadres. Your life is like a narcotic induced Archie cartoon on acid, except the main protagonist is a bodybuilding geek, there is no Betty or Veronica and Jughead is a overly touchy homosexual.

 

[Puddles]

Nathan...I saw the original title of this thread...don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

 

[p0ink]

did you have him finish you off?

 

[Nathan]

Perchance in all feasibility, its simply your rainbow roomy justly paying you back for keeping him awake all last night and watching that Donnie Darko character with your cannabis compadres. Your life is like a narcotic induced Archie cartoon on acid, except the main protagonist is a bodybuilding geek, there is no Betty or Veronica and Jughead is a overly touchy homosexual.

Um, why do you always have to make me sound like such a total and complete loser? Plus, I wouldn't say I'm a bodybuilding geek. Nerd yes, geek no. There is a difference. Plus, you are so a nerd too so who the fuck are you to point fingers? Have you ever read over one of your posts? I mean, you have a good vocabularly and you're smart, we get it already. Having said that, with each post you do, I fall more and more in love with you.

P0ink: Sorry to disappoint you jackass. For your information, I broke into a crying fit, seizured around some on the floor and then played dead, hoping it would trick him into leaving me alone. It worked.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan...I saw the original title of this thread...don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

Damn. It was a typo I swear. I posted right after that asking if there was anyway you guys might forget about that. Apparently not.

 

[KnoXville]

Um, why do you always have to make me sound like such a total and complete loser? Plus, I wouldn't say I'm a bodybuilding geek. Nerd yes, geek no. There is a difference. Plus, you are so a nerd too so who the fuck are you to point fingers? Have you ever read over one of your posts? I mean, you have a good vocabularly and you're smart, we get it already. Having said that, with each post you do, I fall more and more in love with you.

The gifted I, was blindly under the guise that a nerd implies technical know-how and scientific overindulgence, whereas the geek species were more attuned to qualities such as comic books and the fantasy realm. In retrospect I guess your some kind of a hybrid then, with just a touch of jock and a dash of cheerleader.

Plus I believe that you have posted previously regarding your rent buddy playing voyeur on your special time, and just so your aware there is an innovation these days known as a ‘door lock’. It involves a fairly simple clasp mechanism that fastens the door closed from the inside. Crazy I know.

 

[Puddles]

hehehe...I saw that post...that's why I hadda say something. Just messin with ya a bit.

Eh...soon enough you'll be rid of your roommate and you can make that nifty smacking sound all around your appartment whenever you want!

 

[shoichi]

You have your computer in a main room? You should take that to your own room, or bathroom. Seriously, I wouldn't be happy if I came home and found my roomate sprawled out jacking off.

 

[Warik]

Is the apartment with locks on the bedroom door out of your price range?