What the hell is up with these people that take 3 minute shits??? I'll be dropping the kids off at the pool during work and someone will hit up the stall next to me and let'er rip for 30 secs then wipe, wash and out the door as quick as taking a leak. Shit's un-natural. I gotta sit for at least 5 min to just get past the post shit trauma.
Pooing should always be a 10 min activity, minimum.
After shitting in the Marines with no stall doors or walls you learn to shit anywhere. I am more regular than an atomic clock. It is based on me shitting at work on the clock. Like others said, I shit on the man's time not mine.
After shitting in the Marines with no stall doors or walls you learn to shit anywhere. I am more regular than an atomic clock. It is based on me shitting at work on the clock. Like others said, I shit on the man's time not mine.