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A poop thread!!! :arty:

Am I the only weirdo who avoids "going" outside of my home? I hate going at work or even worse public places :worried: the thought of someone hearing me is mortifying, I'll do it if I must but I'll do everything in my power to wait til I get home, am I the only one? can any of you just literally go anywhere at all? do you try to wait or just go to the bathroom and let it all out?

:coffee:
 
I hope to go whenever somebody is in the next stall. then I make noises like I'm having a baby and ask somebody to come help.
 
I like shitting at work. Something about getting paid to poop, really makes a man feel good. Nothing beats a good crap at home though.

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hardrock said:
I like shitting at work. Something about getting paid to poop, really makes a man feel good. Nothing beats a good crap at home though.

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agreed, taking a shit at work holds a special place in my heart...i like to take 2-3 per day while i'm there:coffee:
 
zwhit said:
if she's a 10, the visual of her dropping a big ass deuce immediately drops her to a 6
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The visual of her anus pinching a thick brown log while she wimpers with satisfaction...next best thing to buttsecks.
 
What the hell is up with these people that take 3 minute shits??? I'll be dropping the kids off at the pool during work and someone will hit up the stall next to me and let'er rip for 30 secs then wipe, wash and out the door as quick as taking a leak. Shit's un-natural. I gotta sit for at least 5 min to just get past the post shit trauma.
Pooing should always be a 10 min activity, minimum.
 
Can I shit?
 
After shitting in the Marines with no stall doors or walls you learn to shit anywhere. I am more regular than an atomic clock. It is based on me shitting at work on the clock. Like others said, I shit on the man's time not mine.

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Soulthief said:
After shitting in the Marines with no stall doors or walls you learn to shit anywhere. I am more regular than an atomic clock. It is based on me shitting at work on the clock. Like others said, I shit on the man's time not mine.

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Ya I bet you pushed a lot of shit in...in the marines
 
Imagine the mess Nan makes after an explosion salad from chili's shit splattered all over sticking to the sides of the bowl

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jiggagold said:
Imagine the mess Nan makes after an explosion salad from chili's shit splattered all over sticking to the sides of the bowl

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add in her reamed out bhole from the dry anal and I bet she has to shit in the shower just to be able to clean up
 
wootoom said:
Ya I bet you pushed a lot of shit in...in the marines
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This has to be the worst pick up line I've ever received and I've been hit on by she males while in Thailand. Work on your game player. I'll stick with the lady's. Good luck though you'll make someone a good bitch.

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Soulthief said:
This has to be the worst pick up line I've ever received and I've been hit on by she males while in Thailand. Work on your game player. I'll stick with the lady's. Good luck though you'll make someone a good bitch.

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Eat a fucking dick you stool pusher
 
Soulthief said:
This has to be the worst pick up line I've ever received and I've been hit on by she males while in Thailand. Work on your game player. I'll stick with the lady's. Good luck though you'll make someone a good bitch.

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Who the fuck do you think you are?
 
wootoom said:
Better than having my stool pushed in when the bathroom stalls are always open along with my ass
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People like you are the reason we had don't ask don't tell. We were too busy training for war. You would have been beaten half to death the first night for having wondering eyes in the head. 40 socks full of bars of soap would have beaten the faggot right out of you.

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nangiggles said:
A poop thread!!! :arty:

Am I the only weirdo who avoids "going" outside of my home? I hate going at work or even worse public places :worried: the thought of someone hearing me is mortifying, I'll do it if I must but I'll do everything in my power to wait til I get home, am I the only one? can any of you just literally go anywhere at all? do you try to wait or just go to the bathroom and let it all out?

:coffee:
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I feel your pain. Don't your farts stink like a dead cow if you hold it in too long? Do you like to examine your handywork to see what's in it?
 
Soulthief said:
People like you are the reason we had don't ask don't tell. We were too busy training for war. You would have been beaten half to death the first night for having wondering eyes in the head. 40 socks full of bars of soap would have beaten the faggot right out of you.

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u mad?
 
Soulthief said:
People like you are the reason we had don't ask don't tell. We were too busy training for war. You would have been beaten half to death the first night for having wondering eyes in the head. 40 socks full of bars of soap would have beaten the faggot right out of you.

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people like you are the reason we dont drop the soap
 
miplank said:
u mad?
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Haha Mad, no. Amused, very. I relate everything to tits and vag. Some associate everything to gay sex. It's a free country. Just don't flaunt it so much, that's all. Wootoom, I'm not buying what your selling so move on. Someone will bite on your gay trolling.

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Soulthief said:
Haha Mad, no. Amused, very. I relate everything to tits and vag. Some associate everything to gay sex. It's a free country. Just don't flaunt it so much, that's all. Wootoom, I'm not buying what your selling so move on. Someone will bite on your gay trolling.

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*you're
 
Soulthief said:
lol Agreed. I should have never commented on a post about taking a shit. I should have known all the closet doors would fly open!

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Ya but you didn't have doors...which tells me you sucked about 20 dicks through a glory hole
 
wootoom said:
Ya but you didn't have doors...which tells me you sucked about 20 dicks through a glory hole
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So the only thing stopping you from sucking one is a door? There's no way you've been in the military. The first morning of you strutting around with a boner you would have had a "training accident". That's in the US though. I assume in Russia you're too busy drilling glory holes everywhere to worry about training and fighting.

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Soulthief said:
So the only thing stopping you from sucking one is a door? There's no way you've been in the military. The first morning of you strutting around with a boner you would have had a "training accident". That's in the US though. I assume in Russia you're too busy drilling glory holes everywhere to worry about training and fighting.

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Dude I train in the Siberia mountains and I have a whole gym of nautilus equipment...for 2 years now..you don't know shit about training
 
Soulthief said:
lol Agreed. I should have never commented on a post about taking a shit. I should have known all the closet doors would fly open!

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Hers how it works here
1. You show up
2. We fuck with you
3. You roll with it
4. We decide if youre good enough
5. You become a good Rob
 
wootoom said:
Dude I train in the Siberia mountains and I have a whole gym of nautilus equipment...for 2 years now..you don't know shit about training
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Running the train on guys in the mountains and playing on your sex swing for 2 whole years is amazing! LOL

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-SD- said:
Hers how it works here
1. You show up
2. We fuck with you
3. You roll with it
4. We decide if youre good enough
5. You become a good Rob
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LOL OK, I tip my hat sir. You guys got me.

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It's been fun guys but time to at least act like I'm working since I'm AT work! I'm the boss and I'm even thinking about firing myself for fucking around on here so long. Everyone have a good weekend. Peace.

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Soulthief said:
It's been fun guys but time to at least act like I'm working since I'm AT work! I'm the boss and I'm even thinking about firing myself for fucking around on here so long. Everyone have a good weekend. Peace.

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You forgot to mention your 6 car garage with lambos and ferraris and shit
 
Soulthief said:
It's been fun guys but time to at least act like I'm working since I'm AT work! I'm the boss and I'm even thinking about firing myself for fucking around on here so long. Everyone have a good weekend. Peace.

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You're the boss of cawk that's about it
 
hardrock said:
I like shitting at work. Something about getting paid to poop, really makes a man feel good. Nothing beats a good crap at home though.

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yep, and sneaking out after leaving a protein surprise for someone is the best..

but i think nan is more thinking of out at target or where ever..

and i'm with her on this one, can't stand it at all..
 
I am very phobic of public toilets. For emergencies, I have a 'poop kit' in my car...it is in a little bag and has foaming sanitizer, paper towels, and a ziploc with wet wipes. If I HAVE to shit, I try to select an upscale location likely to clean their restrooms well. Once I get in the stall, I coat the toilet seat in the foaming sanitizer, then wipe it off completely with the paper towels after giving it 30 seconds to sterilize the seat. Only then can I bring myself to sit down. The wet wipes, obviously, are for proper post-poop cleaning, cuz just using that cheap ass public washroom toilet paper isn't good enough.
 
Ive cut my achilles wide open on a jagged tree stump after taking a shit in the neighborhood and running away from construction vehicles that took me by surprise hahahahahah
 
Soulthief said:
I have a 2 car garage with shit in it. Does that count?

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Fuck no
Didnt you know everyone on EF makes $500k+ year, is 6'4", 250 lbs, 5% BF?
Everyone also has 12" cock and 50' yacht AT LEAST

You better come correct if you want to hang with us, rob
 
Soulthief said:
lol Agreed. I should have never commented on a post about taking a shit. I should have known all the closet doors would fly open!

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They flew open on your parents when you broke them the news I bet...that's for damn sure.
 
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