I have to say I hate fucking McDonald's food, but their oatmeal

[Strongbow]

is the fucking bomb. I'm like seriously the shit is awesome, and would prolly be a welcome breakfast food to replace the fucking sausage, and bacon, and greasy shit, most of you fat, sloppy, over weight, out of shape chat fucks have in the morning. Just look at it like SB's tip of the day for not being a fat, nasty ,stanking, lard ass, tube of monkey shit, like 99% of you guys. I think I'll start a daily SB's Tip of the day thread.

 

[smurf2]

why were you at McDonald's?

 

[cuthroat]

Sure buddy you want 5 tablespoons of sugar with that or 6? You phcking fat fat fattty.

 

[Strongbow]

why were you at McDonald's?

I thought I seen Chris coming out with 4 bags of biscuits, so I stopped to help him open the door to his car.

 

[Strongbow]

Sure buddy you want 5 tablespoons of sugar with that or 6? You phcking fat fat fattty.

5 please, thank you very much

 

[smurf2]

I thought I seen Chris coming out with 4 bags of biscuits, so I stopped to help him open the door to his car.

lol good one.

no really, you just went to mcdonalds for oatmeal? i eat my oatmeal at home every morning.

 

[Strongbow]

lol good one.

no really, you just went to mcdonalds for oatmeal? i eat my oatmeal at home every morning.

I usually go to the lil diner here in town and either have, eggs and grits or four or five scrammbled egg wraps, but it was just one of those mornings I was like fuck it, I'm going for fast food. So I swung in and seen the oatmeal and was like why not. I ate 3 bowls and a large coke, it was just a welcome change you know?

 

[smurf2]

doesnt coke make your teeth fuzzY?

now you made me crave oatmeal so im eating some at home. (McCanns Irish Oatmeal, yum, its the best)

 

[Strongbow]

doesnt coke make your teeth fuzzY?

now you made me crave oatmeal so im eating some at home. (McCanns Irish Oatmeal, yum, its the best)

Yea and coke always leaves a shitty aftertaste in my mouth, ususally only have a couple a week. It's just one of those days that I need some thing diffrent to keep from nutting up. You know tounge fuck a Puerto Rican girl in the ass or soemthing. Gotta flip the script sometimes.

 

[SouthernLord]

Only Mcdonalds could fuck up a good thing like oatmeal.

Brb, checking nutritional panel