I have this friend....

[Captain FT]

I knew Pick3 would jerk off to mine.

Since we're on the topic of cool fucking stories, my four year old won a blow up dolphin playing some "guaranteed win" kids carnival game at the state fair today. We get in the car and he starts punching the dolphin and says "I'm beating off the dolphin". Wife and I bust out laughing and correct him "beating up the dolphin buddy, beating up the dolphin".

 

[WoodyO]

I'm blown away by the amount of people who don't recognize that Van Damme avatard. Seriously, who hasn't seen Cyborg or Time cop?

 

[Soulthief]

you're a chunky, pasta ball, guido (??) motherfucker like that wop ortiz

Right click/translate with Bing. Douche isn't a choice. What other languages do you speak?

 

[bigpokey]

I'm blown away by the amount of people who don't recognize that Van Damme avatard. Seriously, who hasn't seen Cyborg or Time cop?

it's always gays that have equally faggoty dumfuk selfies that think it's legit

 

[Soulthief]

it's always gays that have equally faggoty dumfuk selfies that think it's legit

Bro', he's talking about you.

 

[WoodyO]

Actually, it was more of a general remark I was making since so many people have assumed that's pokey in his avatard.

 

[Soulthief]

Actually, it was more of a general remark I was making since so many people have assumed that's pokey in his avatard.

Haha I was just trying to be a dick. I really never noticed until now. So will the real pokey please stand up?

 

[-SD-]

Quit requesting pics of nude dudes you fuckin Mo

 

[bigpokey]

enough talkin time for the hellamop

 

[Soulthief]

enough talkin time for the hellamop

Just joking bro'! You mad? Show me your war face...GRRR!