I have the smartest child in the world..

[pitbullstl]

My 5 year old (almost 6) says this to me when I picked her up just now.."Hey daddy, ya know how people say an apple a day keeps the Dr. away..??..well is there any data to support that or is it just a miff (myth)???"

 

[Beachbum1546]

she probably stole that from the chinese kid in class.

 

[jaded]

awwww!

 

[pitbullstl]

she probably stole that from the chinese kid in class.

Nah........there are only 11 girls in her class, and none are asian.

She's reading at a 6th grade level already....so she's got that going for her. But don't think I'm not aware she heard this from somone.

Just let me bask in the glow of her accomplishment for awhile....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

too cute

 

[jnevin]

I'm the oldest in my family, so it was really cool to see my brother and cousins grow up. I can't believe how grown up and insightful some of the things that came out of their mouths were.

 

[feisty11975]

That is too cute!! how bout this one. My 10 year old told me he's a person and he has rights!! WTF? The only rights he has is what I say he can have, right?

 

[KillahBee]

are you sure she didn't say "milf"? cause that would be brilliant.

 

[jestros]

That is too cute!! how bout this one. My 10 year old told me he's a person and he has rights!! WTF? The only rights he has is what I say he can have, right?

Here, use my answer: You've got the right to see the back of my hand

 

[Agathe]

I read that somewhere too, but I was 18 at a time.

 

[gonelifting]

lol That's awesome.

Of xourse i'll throw something in here... My 3 yo says to her grandmother "Hey, let's go to the store and buy some milk and chocolate chip cookies. We'll eat them here and watch a movie and NO ONE HAS TO KNOW, it'll be our little secret."

lmao What a devil.

 

[feisty11975]

Here, use my answer: You've got the right to see the back of my hand

how bout, I brought you into this world and I can take you out"

 

[Sub-Zero]

are you sure she didn't say "milf"? cause that would be brilliant.

ahahahn

 

[pitbullstl]

lol That's awesome.

Of xourse i'll throw something in here... My 3 yo says to her grandmother "Hey, let's go to the store and buy some milk and chocolate chip cookies. We'll eat them here and watch a movie and NO ONE HAS TO KNOW, it'll be our little secret."

lmao What a devil.

Awseome!

Mine does that with Starburst's. She's like a little Starburst's junkie......since my wife doesn't keep candy in the house, anytime she goes to grandma's the Starbusrst's have to be rationed, othrwise it's like the Beavis and Butthead episode where Beavis get's into the candy and rootbeer......crackhead I tell ya.

 

[jestros]

how bout, I brought you into this world and I can take you out"

That works better coming out of a moms mouth.
How bout STFU and make me a sammich?

 

[feisty11975]

That works better coming out of a moms mouth.
How bout STFU and make me a sammich?

I would not let my kids make me a sammich. No telling what they would put in there!! haha