i have fucking fat hanging out of my thumb

[decem]

no shit..

i cut the fuck out of thumb friday night.. and had to go get stitches..

well the cut was bad enough that the doc put in mattress stitches (i think they're mattress stitches).. and sewed it tight as fuck on account of it's location and size...

well... i just took my damn bandage off.. and there a line of fat.. no shit.. fat.. yellow fat.. hanging out the top of the wound...


nutty ass doctor.. whatta goofball....

 

[Kryp2o]

decem . . . you sure that's not "puss" you're looking at?

 

[decem]

no.. no.. i 'm pretty sure it's my thumb...


lemme doublecheck..

 

[crimson coal]

I cut the shit outta the back of my thigh in a surfing accident years ago (365 stitches total) I remember hobbling up on the beach when it happened..Looking back at my hamstring i had an 8 inch gash across it and all I could see was this yellow fat peeled open across the leg. Right before the ambulence showed up and took me away I remeber my buddy saying "cool dude!..I can see all your tendons and ligaments moving when you wiggle your toes!" What a dumb fucker to say that to me..lol.

 

[Kryp2o]

Well you could always stick you thumb inside a George Forman lean mean fat grilling machine. That should get rid of it.

 

[decem]

kewl.. good thinkin kry20.. i'll try it when i get home..


crimson.. i had a similar incident.. well... not really.. but same bodypart.. with kinda the same wound... i was riding a 4-wheeler.. that had no brakes.. only i didn't know it had no brakes.. and i came up to a barbed-wire fence and tried to slow to turn.. but couldn't slow.. so i ended up running into fence almost parallel.. doing like 30 or so..

put a 12 inch gash that went an inch from the bone on my upper, inside right thigh.. had to get two surgeries to fully recover..

(hey.. i figured if he gets to share his war story.. then i get to share mine.. so get off my case...)

 

[satanic goatslayer]

This teaches you a simple, yet useful, lesson.

Always do your own suturing.

Really.

I get wounded daily, and the stitching of wounds is of great value to me. Learn to tie that shit up with ten pound test and you'll save a bundle.

When I lived back in my homeland, my father used to just throw a cloth with an elastic band over our wounds. Fucker. Greatest man to ever live though. Too bad he was a sporadic cocksucker. Comes with alcoholism. Fucking genetics.

Permanent disease.

 

[decem]

actually.. my stepdad's good friends with a veterinarian.. and we usually just have him sew us up... but he's on a skiing trip this weekend... so i was screwed into seeing the local quack at the piss poor establishment we call a hospital...

dude.. this fuckin cuckoo ass nurse.. olga.. or whatever the fuck her name was.. she was russian.. she triages me then takes me back to the beds.. and i'm standing there.. with this new dressing that she had just put on.. after having taking the pressure dressing off that the immediate care center that i went to first had put on...

well.. i started bleeding through the dressing she put on.. so i say.. "can i get some more gauze and an ace wrap or something to put a pressure dressing on this.. since it's still bleeding.." and this nasty frickin foreigner (speaking of which... how the hell does a russian show up in hicktown, ohio?).. tells me.. in all seriousness.. "you know what.. you're asking too much.. what do you think i am (or what do you think we are - i forgot)"...

so i get a little torqued off now.. and i'm like "look lady.. i have blood drippng down my fucking arm.. because you don't know how to apply a fucking pressure dressing.. so get me some more god damn gauze.. and an ace bandage.. so i can wrap this thing right.. so that i'm not bleeding all over the place"...

she then called some male nurse.. who came over and applied a decent dressing... then removed herself from the room with a grunt and her nose in the air..

 

[Pimp C2]

I cut the shit outta the back of my thigh in a surfing accident years ago (365 stitches total) I remember hobbling up on the beach when it happened..Looking back at my hamstring i had an 8 inch gash across it and all I could see was this yellow fat peeled open across the leg. Right before the ambulence showed up and took me away I remeber my buddy saying "cool dude!..I can see all your tendons and ligaments moving when you wiggle your toes!" What a dumb fucker to say that to me..lol.

Dang dude I bet that salt water had to hurt like a mofo in that wound.

 

[dimitrios]

I cut the shit outta the back of my thigh in a surfing accident years ago (365 stitches total) I remember hobbling up on the beach when it happened..Looking back at my hamstring i had an 8 inch gash across it and all I could see was this yellow fat peeled open across the leg. Right before the ambulence showed up and took me away I remeber my buddy saying "cool dude!..I can see all your tendons and ligaments moving when you wiggle your toes!" What a dumb fucker to say that to me..lol.

What a buddy you got there. LOL How did it heal up??