I have decided

[SoKlueles]

that I need to fulfill my quest for the perfect penis, i encourage you guys to post ur penis up on BTS, dont be shy just post them up, and I will carefully view them all closely and then make a decision on who has the best and biggest penis on EF, gymgurl u can help, pamela u are more than welcome to critique too.
We will use the following tools to examine the said penis

1. ruler(well on the screen we will add 2 inches to ur penis)
2.scale from 1-10 and see how how they are
3. check our body temperatures after we carefully view each penis.

and we will indiscriminately view circumcised and noncircumsized penises because all penises need love too
come on guys, by the time i get home from work i want to see who has posted.
and the winner shall carry the title of EF'S biggest and best penis around for a year

thank you
SoKlueles

 

[bluepeter]

Nobody post shit until we see some carpet shots from the judges

 

[perkele]

Nobody post shit until we see some carpet shots from the judges

You said it.

 

[The Wenis]

i forbid penis pics on this thread until that damn kc avatar is replaced with a new boobatar.

 

[SoKlueles]

Kenny will never be replaced with the boobatar, a new position maybe, he has many and i have them on my puter,

but if ur nice maybe a new boobatar soon

 

[The Wenis]

but if ur nice maybe a new boobatar soon

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

someone lock this before BBF sees it!

 

[jubei]

Ha, you already know i'm too sexy for this contest.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Too late orb... I've seen it. No post of BBF's man meat until SK shows us some kitty.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

That should do it... we'll have kitty shots from SK by the end of the day. She can't go that long without penis pics. I'm sure she is already going through withdrawls.

 

[SoKlueles]

i need rehab

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sk, no you need to post up the kitty so you can get your fix. LoL

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Put em up SK, or you won't get the goods again...

 

[SoKlueles]

shhhhhhh dont pressure me, i am not good under pressure

 

[Longhorn85]

that I need to fulfill my quest for the perfect penis, i encourage you guys to post ur penis up on BTS,

Although I know I would do well in this contest, I am not willing to post a pic of my longhorn. I would however, consider allowing you to conduct a taste test.

 

[Gymgurl]

Longhorn.....I just love a DILF.....

 

[Longhorn85]

Longhorn.....I just love a DILF.....

...and DILFs love MILFs.

 

[SoKlueles]

gg and i are MILFS

 

[KillahBee]

Let's see the Kitty and we'll show some pepe!

 

[SoKlueles]

gg and i must converse about this and let us get back with u ok?

 

[KillahBee]

gg and i must converse about this and let us get back with u ok?

word.

 

[powerslave]

I'd much rather show you in person.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang why dont u tell me how u really feel? dont hold back lol

 

[Longhorn85]

gg and i are MILFS

Yes, I know. BTW, I forgot to wish you both a happy MILF day a few weeks ago. Happy Belated MILF day!