I have been offered a job, to make between 30 and 45 dollars an hour..guess the job..

[Frackal]

For whatever reason (I guess because I looked in good shape) the lady who helped me move into my father's house offered me a job doing crime scene cleanup.....lol.... I wouldnt be removing bodies or anything, but I'm assuming I'd be washing blood and even 'organ matter' off walls and floors....I'm going to call her and speak with her about it regardless because 45 dollars an hour is a hell of alot of money.....I guess the 3 main concerns would be safety from diseases, safety from gangbangers if I have to clean up alot of them lol, (morbid), and my mental health...gore has never bothered me but people getting hurt in real life does... however it's 45 dollars an hour...that means I could work 12 hours a week and make 500 dollars. At gnc 12 hours would net me about 85 dollars. Anyone know anything about forensic cleanup?

 

[troybday]

bro, who cares if it was wiping peoples ass', 45 and hour is a good chunk of change, i say go for it!!!

 

[Frackal]

LOL yea but not a good chunk of change if I contract HIV or something...I think we have to wear moon suits which woudl be cool.

 

[supersizeme]

Yeah Frackal...actually most retired pro BBers go directly to crime scene cleanup shortly after their final competition. It's the natural next step one would take in their bb'ing career. I'm susprised you actually were able to get into this field without having a pro card at some point in time. Lord knows I've been denied for that very reason countless times.
Seriously that's actually cool as shit. I wouldn't mind doing that part time. Gore is pretty interesting to me, and I've never been around it to any extent, so it sounds like good times. I thought you were gonna say you got some modeling gig and I was already firing up the campus model busts grill.

 

[mylife]

you have to take the job. how many 20 year olds do you know that make $40 an hour? that's alot of money man.

i'd do just about anything for $40 an hour. i shoveled shit, piss, and blood out of a ditch for 5 hours one day for $500. it wasn't worth it btw.

 

[Frackal]

LOLOL well I thought it was weird that she just offered me the job out of the blue like that but didnt offer it to the guys working the moving truck but who knows, it could have been that she thought I was so ugly that she could look at me everytime she got sick of looking at intenstines and feces and then would feel better about the gore...or maybe she wants me to tickle her uterous with my playgirl quality horsecock......

LOL I think I'll try it out, I've been really broke lately anyway thanks to GNC's pervasive gayness

 

[beastboy]

Don't flame me for this, but I think I seen on Oprah, a couple that started this type of business with basically zero money, and after a year they were making huge amounts. They said they just say it as a job and tried not to focus on exactly what went down at the scene. They wore those yellow looking protective suits.

 

[starfish]

I would last 25 seconds at that job.

 

[mylife]

Don't flame me for this, but I think I seen on Oprah, a couple that started this type of business with basically zero money, and after a year they were making huge amounts. They said they just say it as a job and tried not to focus on exactly what went down at the scene. They wore those yellow looking protective suits.

dont you have to be employed by some sort of gov. agency to do something like that?

 

[TEXgrl]

i would do it in a heartbeat.