I have a question for all the gay men

[john937]

but I think I get what you are referring to - you are saying that they want a whole division of the military devoted to the gays. sort of like a gay camp for men. they get to drive cars over bumpy things, swing on ropes, shoot guns, and then at night the all anal adventure.
they could be a special unit and wear the pink beret (raspberry?) - or rainbow - you know, whatever works.
by day they are hellbent on destruction, by night - dance party central.

We call it "The Navy".

 

[HappyScrappy]

Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.

NOW we are talking. finally we get to incentives. before it was just all negatives and I just wasn't seeing how this recruiting campaign was working so well.
they should totally start that all over the place - work hard, get laid.
The Army ads now are such bullshit "An Army of One" - that implies that you are going to have to whack off a lot. But if they said "Army - Get Laid" - that implies that you will have sex with someone else.
just have to convince them that doing dudes is cool and all - but the gay recruitment team has been doing it - and also in prison it seems to work well.

the downside is that the greeks were... well, greek.

 

[HappyScrappy]

So when you are recruiting - what quotas are you striving to meet? is it just a "get as many as you can" sort of thing? or is more like "500 dues by August or you are out of the club"?

can you get banned from being gay? like, okay, that is it - no more gay for you!

I saw on tv how some dude was in the gay club and then "decided not to be" - but I think I know what was going on for real - he was kicked out because he was fat.
he went on to marry a manly looking fat woman that got kicked out of the chick version of the club.

what is the bodyfat cutoff for gay membership? do dues cost more if you are overweight?

 

[WODIN]

Subliminal Recruitment Tools....

 

[Bullit]

Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.

Well then we should all be gay!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Subliminal Recruitment Tools....

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Damn you, now everybody knows.

Thank God the idea for ass flavored Jello pudding didn't get out.

 

[Bullit]

the downside is that the greeks were... well, greek.

Maybe you missed that part where they suck each others shlong?

 

[HappyScrappy]

mmmm, pudding.

where does most of the recruitment take place? is it door to door, over the phone, by mail - or do you have special mind powers - or a big satellite beaming the signals into my brain (were I not wearing this tin foil wrap of course)?
what is your target demographic?
and who won't you recruit, aside from already gay men?

is there any program to keep the current gay men active - to make sure that they aren't given a better deal from the other side?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Maybe you missed that part where they suck each others shlong?

no no - I caught that. but to think of a greek man slurping away is... well - don't get me wrong - it isn't as bad as say a mexican, or a jew, or a jewish mexican - but still, the greeks are a filthy people.

 

[Bullit]

no no - I caught that. but to think of a greek man slurping away is... well - don't get me wrong - it isn't as bad as say a mexican, or a jew, or a jewish mexican - but still, the greeks are a filthy people.

True, true... but what about the reciprocal part?