I have a question for all the gay men

[FreeballinDC]

Our recruitment efforts have done so well, that the military is getting in on the act.

DoD sent out a secret memo to all the recruiting stations asking them to follow up on our efforts to see if they could match our recruitment numbers.

The plan backfired when it was discovered that there were some recruits who like to play for both teams. Yup, you know who I mean. The Washington Redskins and the Denver Broncos

 

[HappyScrappy]

The dues include having to answer questions like this,
being fired from a job, being courtmarshalled from the armed forces,
opening threads to find Puc wants to burn me in a pit and Havoc wants to put me in a conentration camp.
Oh, yeah, we pay dues.

no offense man - but those dues suck.

have you recruited many people?

if you want to recruit more people, I would suggest changing your attitude - and maybe lying a bit about the dues. Hell, the Catholic church is wide open about how much they charge and people are still going there - so maybe honesty is the key.
Or maybe instead of all that bad stuff, you could just do the money thing.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Our recruitment efforts have done so well, that the military is getting in on the act.

DoD sent out a secret memo to all the recruiting stations asking them to follow up on our efforts to see if they could match our recruitment numbers.

The plan backfired when it was discovered that there were some recruits who like to play for both teams. Yup, you know who I mean. The Washington Redskins and the Denver Broncos

wait - you are gay too?
damn - they are everywhere.

hmm, redskins and the broncos - I would guess the broncos are the gay ones since they have those colors. no gay man in his right mind would pick the redskin colors.

I think you are just making up the DoD shit though because they are part of the government, and the government has close ties with the church, and the church hates the gays (well, I think they don't have any issues personally with them, but Jesus hated the gays, so you know how it goes)

 

[FreeballinDC]

wait - you are gay too?
damn - they are everywhere.

hmm, redskins and the broncos - I would guess the broncos are the gay ones since they have those colors. no gay man in his right mind would pick the redskin colors.

I think you are just making up the DoD shit though because they are part of the government, and the government has close ties with the church, and the church hates the gays (well, I think they don't have any issues personally with them, but Jesus hated the gays, so you know how it goes)

You would be surprised to see how many homos wear Redskin colors in DC. Any who wears those colors has to be gay. Of course, if you really want gay, look no further than the uniforms of the Miami Dolfins. Teal? Puhleez

The DoD memo is a fact. They were so jealous of our numbers, that they even wanted to raid our recruits to have as their own.

Hence, the Army black beret

 

[john937]

but Jesus hated the gays, so you know how it goes)

That is wrong on so many levels, but I'll spare you turning this into a "God Thread".

 

[HappyScrappy]

I would imagine that the gays would make really bad soldiers. like say you are in the heat of combat, and there are bullets flying and bombs falling, people around you are dying left and right.
if you get shot in the shoulder and fall to the ground, the last thing you want to worry about is one of your own men having anal sex with you while you are down there in the mud.

but I think I get what you are referring to - you are saying that they want a whole division of the military devoted to the gays. sort of like a gay camp for men. they get to drive cars over bumpy things, swing on ropes, shoot guns, and then at night the all anal adventure.
they could be a special unit and wear the pink beret (raspberry?) - or rainbow - you know, whatever works.
by day they are hellbent on destruction, by night - dance party central.

 

[HappyScrappy]

That is wrong on so many levels, but I'll spare you turning this into a "God Thread".

sure sure - Jesus loved the gays and the blacks and the jews and the mexicans and all that. It is the CHURCH that hates them. fine, be that way.

 

[Canuck4]

 

[john937]

Actually in ancient Greece, the Spartan soldiers were mostly gay, an army of gay lovers.
They "paired up" and fought together, defending each other from the enemy.
If you didn't protect your soldier partner from harm, you lost your nookie privildges.
Now that's incentive.

 

[FreeballinDC]

We specially requested that the beret be black, since everybody knows that basic black goes with everything.

As for the seperate gay unit, we definately did not want to be segregated, just to keep the straights guessing.

Also, the Army of One was not our idea. We preferred the Army of Two, or Three but no more than Six, because any more, and it would be messy