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I have a date Saturday....

chefbone

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Yep...You heard right bitches. The Bone has a hot one. Got me a plumper lined up for Saturday night. 5'6 135#, maybe 140#, but no more than that. She's pretty cute and she has wanted my cawk for awhile. I caved in.
The problem is, I forgot her fuggin' name. I mean, I know who she is but, shit!!!! She was wearing some tight camo pants that just .....ewww.....I wanted to bang that fat plumper then and there. Discuss. :Chef: :tuc:
 
ceasar989 said:
LOL, you forgot her name. That's classic.

Call her Mildred for the time being.
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I think it starts with a vowel....Adrian......Elena.....She has nice tits!!!!!
Oh yeah, she has a nice pooper too!!!! :Chef: :tuc:
 
I have a date to... with Rita.. or yet the after effects of Rita. Doing some disaster repair at my home and my sisters.

BTW, rita is a bitch and i don't like her at all.. she needs to be bitch slapped
 
chefbone said:
I think it starts with a vowel....Adrian......Elena.....She has nice tits!!!!!
Oh yeah, she has a nice pooper too!!!! :Chef: :tuc:
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man, get a pic of her with your camera phone to show us, if you dont have a camera phone, go buy one, if you cant afford one, steal from the poor to buy one THEN take pics.
 
Frisky said:
I have a date to... with Rita.. or yet the after effects of Rita. Doing some disaster repair at my home and my sisters.

BTW, rita is a bitch and i don't like her at all.. she needs to be bitch slapped
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Frisky..
I'll do anything for you just because I like you and yur ol' man... I'll kick that bitches ass.
I'm drunk!!!
I love you!!!!
What am I saying....
I hate everyone...
I'm just kidding....
This chick really wants me...She's not really a plumper, I just say that so that my online persona is not ruined. Fuck, what is her name??????????
:Chef: :tuc:
 
ceasar989 said:
man, get a pic of her with your camera phone to show us, if you dont have a camera phone, go buy one, if you cant afford one, steal from the poor to buy one THEN take pics.
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I don't steel....Dude, her ass in those camo pants tonight was spot on!!!
I think I'm going to put my cawk in it!!! She likes my muscles so she must like my love muscle too!!!:Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
Yep...You heard right bitches. The Bone has a hot one. Got me a plumper lined up for Saturday night. 5'6 135#, maybe 140#, but no more than that. She's pretty cute and she has wanted my cawk for awhile. I caved in.
The problem is, I forgot her fuggin' name. I mean, I know who she is but, shit!!!! She was wearing some tight camo pants that just .....ewww.....I wanted to bang that fat plumper then and there. Discuss. :Chef: :tuc:
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You call that a plumper?? Oh, that's pleasing to know. Thanks. :rolleyes:
 
nycgirl said:
You call that a plumper?? Oh, that's pleasing to know. Thanks. :rolleyes:
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What?????? She's like 5'4 or 5'6, 135-140. I know that's the low side of plumpers but what else am I supposed to do? I leave in like 7-8 weeks!
:Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
What?????? She's like 5'4 or 5'6, 135-140. I know that's the low side of plumpers but what else am I supposed to do? I leave in like 7-8 weeks!
:Chef: :tuc:
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Chef!!! I fall into that category and I'm not a plumper!

That said, I hope you have a good time.
 
JohnRobHolmes said:
GRRRRR @ thick women :p

I like bite-able people that can be squeezed
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You are my kind of man.

All I hear about are the "fit & muscle chicks", "stripper chicks", "models" & "plumpers."

No one brags about the thick & fit women. :rolleyes:
 
oh shit if 140 is plumper than i was a plumper not to long ago...
 
I cant be attracted (physically) fully to a woman unless she is active and fit like me. Personality can more than make up for it, but a full package is very nice. Honestly since im a small guy (140 5'10") most of my women are bigger than me, but it's not a problem for me unless it's a problem for them.
 
Frisky said:
oh shit if 140 is plumper than i was a plumper not to long ago...
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Frisky, what was BF when you were at 140??? 15%

Don't steal my thunder. This is about the 19-20% BF girls. :lmao:
 
Since you don't know her name you certainly don't have her # yet so this is what I recommend. when you meet take out your cell-phone and say, "before I forget add yourself to my cell." Give the phone to her and let her do the work. Then look at the name she put in. I do that at parties whenever I forget a girls name that is hot enough to care to remember.
 
i'm used to spinners myself..........100-110lbs. range. never really into you "Bigger, Full to plus sized women".
 
HumanTarget said:
i'm used to spinners myself..........100-110lbs. range. never really into you "Bigger, Full to plus sized women".
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:evil:

Dude, I wear a size 5/6. On a good day, a 4. I'm not Plus Sized. LOL
 
nycgirl said:
:evil:

Dude, I wear a size 5/6. On a good day, a 4. I'm not Plus Sized. LOL
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haha, i knew i'd get a quick response. sorry. i was just being dickish for the hell of it. sunflower seeds are a poor replacement for smoking..........
 
LOL@ ht

I think TV and advertising in america has a crazy and skewed view of women. Eating disorders are something I cant stand, and the media seems to fuel them in younger women. Then, when they grow up their metabolism is all screwed up and efficient (read slow).

The body is one helluva machine to become more efficient at digesting if needed.
 
Frisky said:
I have a date to... with Rita.. or yet the after effects of Rita. Doing some disaster repair at my home and my sisters.

BTW, rita is a bitch and i don't like her at all.. she needs to be bitch slapped
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bitch slap rita mcneil, same thing,a huge wind bag nobody likes. plus if you finish her off we dont have to deal with her christmas special this year and I will be in your debt for ever
 
HumanTarget said:
haha, i knew i'd get a quick response. sorry. i was just being dickish for the hell of it. sunflower seeds are a poor replacement for smoking..........
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Oh, I don't mind the dickish attitude. I'm having a severe case of jackass and I'm not giving up a habit.

Good Luck. :rose:
 
nycgirl said:
Frisky, what was BF when you were at 140??? 15%

Don't steal my thunder. This is about the 19-20% BF girls. :lmao:
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lol

I was 17% @ 148
 
habitualhealth said:
Geesus, that's classified as plumper status? WTF?? I'm 5'7 and 135. You're retarded.
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I'm not retarded. She's plump in all of the right places. Proportion is key!!!
:Chef: :tuc:
 
JohnRobHolmes said:
I cant be attracted (physically) fully to a woman unless she is active and fit like me. Personality can more than make up for it, but a full package is very nice. Honestly since im a small guy (140 5'10") most of my women are bigger than me, but it's not a problem for me unless it's a problem for them.
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Long brown hair, brown eyes, rounded cheek bones, cute nose, constant smile, no bra last night just a tank top..... :Chef: :tuc:
 
Chef just make sure you stay away from the BIG ones. Then you will have flip through the folds until you smell shit and then go back one. lol
 
bowtech said:
Chef just make sure you stay away from the BIG ones. Then you will have flip through the folds until you smell shit and then go back one. lol
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LOL....I like the bigguns. This girl, and for the life of me can't remember her name, has wanted me awhile now. Put together these three facts:
1. I leave for the ARMY soon so I want as much as I can get.
2. I'm on 100mg prop and 75mg t-bol ED.
3. She's really nice and fun to be around.
When I go for quality plumpage, they have to be at least 160-180!!!! That's fun time in the sack!!! :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
LOL....I like the bigguns. This girl, and for the life of me can't remember her name, has wanted me awhile now. Put together these three facts:
1. I leave for the ARMY soon so I want as much as I can get.
2. I'm on 100mg prop and 75mg t-bol ED.
3. She's really nice and fun to be around.
When I go for quality plumpage, they have to be at least 160-180!!!! That's fun time in the sack!!! :Chef: :tuc:
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Give it hell Bro! Have fun
 
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