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i hate my boss

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stilleto

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i don't think its possible for me to hate him any more than i do now. I seriously want to trip him and watch him fall down the stairs, roll out the door, and get hit by a bus.

I don't think he's said one nice thing in 15 years.
 
I had a managing partner who was like that when I first got out of law school. I purposefully screwed him over with our largest client and then quit to open my own practice. Revenge is sweet.
 
HeatherRae said:
I had a managing partner who was like that when I first got out of law school. I purposefully screwed him over with our largest client and then quit to open my own practice. Revenge is sweet.
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i'm planning some very subtle and slightly annoying revenge when i leave. nothing horrible or illegal. just stuff like hiding the file I use to store all the passwords. taking the business card of the computer repair people we use. stuff like that.
 
stilleto said:
yes. I almost walked out today when I was in the bathroom ready to punch a wall.

i'm quiting in a few weeks.
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dullboy had no knowledge of this but was able to infer it from the tone of you posts.

dullboy is all smart and shit.


good luck with your new pursuits
 
dullboy said:
dullboy had no knowledge of this but was able to infer it from the tone of you posts.

dullboy is all smart and shit.


good luck with your new pursuits
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thank you. I'm quite sure I'd rather work in a high school cafeteria than work for him a minute longer than i have to.

i seriously hope he gets sars.
 
stilleto said:
i'm planning some very subtle and slightly annoying revenge when i leave. nothing horrible or illegal. just stuff like hiding the file I use to store all the passwords. taking the business card of the computer repair people we use. stuff like that.
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dullboy says:

leave a 4 or 5 ounce piece of calves liver in the ceiling tiles next to the return for the A/C in his office.


noice.
 
stilleto said:
i'm planning some very subtle and slightly annoying revenge when i leave. nothing horrible or illegal. just stuff like hiding the file I use to store all the passwords. taking the business card of the computer repair people we use. stuff like that.
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You are cruel but I love it!!! That would be brilliant!
 
i want to poison his stupid fucking latte.
i want to put poisonous spiders in his loafers.
I want to rub poison ivy on his blue tooth.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy says:

leave a 4 or 5 ounce piece of calves liver in the ceiling tiles next to the return for the A/C in his office.


noice.
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lol, i like my coworker though. and fear for her life when i leave.
 
He yells and throw stuff? Do you work for Leona Helmsley? Quit your job and sue the company for abuse at the workplace. Your company should not keep a threat, physical and psycological, at the workplace.

In the meantime, I was taught once that whenever someone is making you suffer (pardon the vulgarity, Darling), you should imagine that person in the bathroom. It really works - I imagine bitchy models in the bathroom all day long.

Good luck with that, Darling.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
You are cruel but I love it!!! That would be brilliant!
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I am going to change all the speedials on his phone to different speeddials, then hide the manual on how to change them.

I'm going to hide the keys to the filing cabinet.

I'm going to remove the little piece of paper that says what kind of inks to reorder for all the printers and where to get it.

I'm going to change the combo to the men's room door.
 
stilleto said:
I am going to change all the speedials on his phone to different speeddials, then hide the manual on how to change them.

I'm going to hide the keys to the filing cabinet.

I'm going to remove the little piece of paper that says what kind of inks to reorder for all the printers and where to get it.

I'm going to change the combo to the men's room door.
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Sounds like you have it all planned out. lol
 
Freddie de Lux said:
He yells and throw stuff? Do you work for Leona Helmsley? Quit your job and sue the company for abuse at the workplace. Your company should not keep a threat, physical and psycological, at the workplace.

In the meantime, I was taught once that whenever someone is making you suffer (pardon the vulgarity, Darling), you should imagine that person in the bathroom. It really works - I imagine bitchy models in the bathroom all day long.

Good luck with that, Darling.
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thank you. yes, he yells and threw a pen today. I know, a pen is no big deal, but I hadn't done anything wrong - it was a minor misunderstanding between us, no time was wasted, no business lost, nobody inconvenieced. He could have said "Oh, stilleto, i meant that you should open 'this' file, not 'that' file." instead of screaming until i had to close the door because other offices could hear him.

Then i spent 15 minutes in the bathroom just calming down. its like that about once every week or two.
 
awittyusername said:
Damn...Being a mod sounds stressfull
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That's why I resigned bor, them spellwin and BRR guys are some tyrants yo.
 
stilleto said:
thank you. yes, he yells and threw a pen today. I know, a pen is no big deal, but I hadn't done anything wrong - it was a minor misunderstanding between us, no time was wasted, no business lost, nobody inconvenieced. He could have said "Oh, stilleto, i meant that you should open 'this' file, not 'that' file." instead of screaming until i had to close the door because other offices could hear him.

Then i spent 15 minutes in the bathroom just calming down. its like that about once every week or two.
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Speak to HR and have that situation documented right away! And the pen that he threw could have hit someone's eyes. This company deserves a lawsuit!
 
Freddie de Lux said:
Speak to HR and have that situation documented right away! And the pen that he threw could have hit someone's eyes. This company deserves a lawsuit!
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there is no HR.
Or if there is, then I'm it. Its a very small company.
I should have been documenting it all along because I would have sued.
 
stilleto said:
Yay, i walked out. I'm home now. :)
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get naked and post schlong pics...lestat needs a challenge
 
stilleto said:
i don't think its possible for me to hate him any more than i do now. I seriously want to trip him and watch him fall down the stairs, roll out the door, and get hit by a bus.

I don't think he's said one nice thing in 15 years.
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i'm so sorry things aren't working out with your boss.
 
if ever i quit im gonna remove all the keys on everyones keyboard and put them in different places, (my boss is a pecker when he types he'll be lost) Im also gonna get into outlook and change the settings so that when he types thanks, it types out fuck you. (yes it can be done, LOLOLOL)
 
chewyxrage said:
Next time he throws something, jump in front of it.

Then file a lawsuit.
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i'm calling him at home after I eat and telling him that he better NOT throw, yell, or curse at me again, and that i've done an awesome job lately on a difficult project, got NO praise or thanks or recognition at all and that all he had to do today was SAY "can you change xxx for me" and not act like a 2 year old. then i'm hanging up.
 
stilleto said:
i'm calling him at home after I eat and telling him that he better NOT throw, yell, or curse at me again, and that i've done an awesome job lately on a difficult project, got NO praise or thanks or recognition at all and that all he had to do today was SAY "can you change xxx for me" and not act like a 2 year old. then i'm hanging up.
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And do not forget to document that conversation for the lawsuit. Make him pay!
 
I have a prick boss to that id like to beat the shit out of,such a backstabbing gutless prick.

I cant wait till I get a new job and get gone
 
theoak01 said:
I have a prick boss to that id like to beat the shit out of,such a backstabbing gutless prick.

I cant wait till I get a new job and get gone
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is that you at the desk next to me?

thank you freddie- i will document it. good idea.
 
Order pizza to his house. One every half hour. That will teach him.
 
Freddie de Lux said:
Order pizza to his house. One every half hour. That will teach him.
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lol, he's so friggin' cheap. his assistant pays his bills and knows he's a multi millionaire.

he doesn't even ask us if we want anything when he goes to buy coffee... there are TWO of us in the office besides him.
 
stilleto said:
i don't think its possible for me to hate him any more than i do now. I seriously want to trip him and watch him fall down the stairs, roll out the door, and get hit by a bus.

I don't think he's said one nice thing in 15 years.
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Murine/Visine eye drops in his coffee will change his attitude...he'll be too busy to yell or do anything except 'flush".... :chomp:
 
PBR said:
Murine/Visine eye drops in his coffee will change his attitude...he'll be too busy to yell or do anything except 'flush".... :chomp:
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does that really work?
how much would i need to put in? would a whole bottle do anything? what about 12 whole bottles?

I called his cell before and left him a vm. I said he's not allowed to YELL. its not professional and I don't deserve it.
I also told him i've done an awesome job lately on a big project we had- doing extra work and going out of my way to make sure everything went smoothly, which it did.
I reminded him he didn't say a word about it, no thanks, no 'good job', or anything, and then chose to yell over something that was so extremely minor that none of you would believe me if i told you what it was, and completely insult how I do my entire job because of it and if he feels that way, he should fire me (please please please).

guaranteed he won't return my call (which is good) and will be snippy in work tomorrow, even while asking me for a favor (which he does all the time. for his HOME).
 
stilleto said:
does that really work?
how much would i need to put in? would a whole bottle do anything? what about 12 whole bottles?

I called his cell before and left him a vm. I said he's not allowed to YELL. its not professional and I don't deserve it.
I also told him i've done an awesome job lately on a big project we had- doing extra work and going out of my way to make sure everything went smoothly, which it did.
I reminded him he didn't say a word about it, no thanks, no 'good job', or anything, and then chose to yell over something that was so extremely minor that none of you would believe me if i told you what it was, and completely insult how I do my entire job because of it and if he feels that way, he should fire me (please please please).

guaranteed he won't return my call (which is good) and will be snippy in work tomorrow, even while asking me for a favor (which he does all the time. for his HOME).
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Yes...we use it for "attitude" adjustments all the time...couple of drops. ;)
 
When I left my former employer - the Orieyenta - I killed the power to the PBX box.
The phone guy was a friend of mine - they had to call him in for a service call.

BAHAHAHAHAHA
 
HumanTarget said:
crybaby.jpg
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i don't know what that is, but you ever see orange county choppers?
you know how the father is always going OFF on the son, blaming him for everything?
between my situation and his... he has it easy.
 
What happened? Just yesterday you were very happy. That can change overnight sometimes. People sure can suck.
 
stilleto said:
i'm planning some very subtle and slightly annoying revenge when i leave. nothing horrible or illegal. just stuff like hiding the file I use to store all the passwords. taking the business card of the computer repair people we use. stuff like that.
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Take a dump in one of his plants. He won't be able to figure out where the stench is coming from.
 
velvett said:
When I left my former employer - the Orieyenta - I killed the power to the PBX box.
The phone guy was a friend of mine - they had to call him in for a service call.

BAHAHAHAHAHA
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LMAO. It's the Scorpio in you. Don't fuck with us Scorpios.
 
biteme said:
What happened? Just yesterday you were very happy. That can change overnight sometimes. People sure can suck.
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lol, i said everything but ONE thing is perfect and that is changing soon.
now you know what the one thing is. my boss.

btw, this asshole was MARRIED TO MY MOTHER FOR 25 YEARS.
i didn't really like him then either though. :)
 
I'm just posting here 'cause boss-hate is a bandwagon I cannot miss.

Mine is OK though, a little flashy (he flaunts around in his DB9 Volante) but OK
 
stilleto said:
thank you. yes, he yells and threw a pen today. I know, a pen is no big deal, but I hadn't done anything wrong - it was a minor misunderstanding between us, no time was wasted, no business lost, nobody inconvenieced. He could have said "Oh, stilleto, i meant that you should open 'this' file, not 'that' file." instead of screaming until i had to close the door because other offices could hear him.

Then i spent 15 minutes in the bathroom just calming down. its like that about once every week or two.
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Jesus, man. Stress like that will kill you. Don't wait, leave now, & leave your lawyers business card on his desk, saying we'll be in touch.
 
Spanky11 said:
why not just find another job?

or, is that too obvious?
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i make a lot of money, considering my hours and what I do.
but i can't take it anymore. I'm leaving in june.

i never left before because he is sort of family. sort of.
 
I know: make him go plat and then bomb him. That will teach him.
 
velvett said:
LOL

It's my best and worst trait.
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I know what you mean!
 
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