Nathan
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They both suck something huge and they suck it fierce. Don't even get me started about oral exams - and to save you assholes the trouble, if those were exams wherein you are graded on your oral sex skills, then yes I'd probably do very well provided my professor were a man. Jackasses. So, basically I stand there like a complete retard and get pummeled with questions to which I don't know the answers. Since my prof is standing right there it's impossible to come up with a bullshit answer, what with his eyes boring into my very soul and all. I should really start wearing crotchless pants to these things to distract my prof long enough to give myself a chance to come up with something. Man, I got smoked last year on an oral exam. I was asked what is inside a diode vacuum tube. Let's think about this one now. You really don't have to know jack shit about anything to answer this since they've already given you the answer. A diode VACUUM tube, i.e. there is nothing in it since it is a vacuum. However, the assholes asked me if there could be air inside it so they got me all trying to figure out why that might make sense and came off looking like a complete ass. Needless to say, I immediately began masturbating when things began turning awry in the hopes that it would detract from the fact that I was flustered and probably a little constipated. Can you be a LITTLE constipated? I suppose not. I guess it's one of those things that you are either are or you aren't. Kind of like having leprosy. You either do or you don't. I mean you can't exactly partially lose pieces of your body now can you? You're either falling to shit or you aren't. Anyways, long live freedom and all that other crap.