I got the sprints

[pauly]

These ain't the runs, these be the sprints. My tummy churns like a refinery until I make it to the toilet and my butt explodes. You should see the mess it leaves, kinda like someone took a paintbrush with brown paint and shook it off in the toilet. I pooped my pants once.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

thanks for the update on your bowel movements!

 

[thesuperstar]

some things you dont tell others.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

Good karma for you, my friend.

 

[gymtime]

These ain't the runs, these be the sprints. My tummy churns like a refinery until I make it to the toilet and my butt explodes. You should see the mess it leaves, kinda like someone took a paintbrush with brown paint and shook it off in the toilet. I pooped my pants once.

......and yes ladies, he's SINGLE!!!

 

[J-DAM]

Eat some roughage.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You said "tummy."

Hand in your penis and testicles ASAP.

 

[68GT350]

I feel your pain. Maybe Karma will cure your shits.

 

[Kahn]

How about when it lasts so long your ass hurts from wiping so much

 

[HighIntensity]

filthy bro

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

I had that stuff from 1 last night till 6 this morning, I have suffered all day because about the time I could get to sleep I was awake trying to get to the throne. What is nasty is coming back home and seeing the residy remaining in the bathroom. Thank god 4 girlfriends

 

[Night Fly]

BBBWWAHHAHAHAHAA....

oh dear lord...that is hilarious...

 

[68GT350]

I had that stuff from 1 last night till 6 this morning, I have suffered all day because about the time I could get to sleep I was awake trying to get to the throne. What is nasty is coming back home and seeing the residy remaining in the bathroom. Thank god 4 girlfriends

Now that is fucking nasty. Your girlfriend is a saint.

 

[spongebob]

the hershey squirts uh? yea that shit sux. i had not to long ago.

 

[Scotsman]

Well I won't say that I hope it all comes out smoothly for you because.....but hope you feel better man.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[pauly]

.......and the misery continues. My butthole is in agony, now I know how Goatslayer feels after Riceman violates him.

 

[talonracer]

Damn I hope everything comes out alright.......he,he.........I had food poisoning last year and it was a blast, 3 days straight of projectile vomiting then once that finally cleared 4 days of the nastiest shits you could imagine. Fun,fun

 

[Roadblock]

I feel ya bro! It´s nasty when you shit and shit but nothing reaches the bottom, instead the sides are fully painted.

 

[freak daddy]

Pauly pooped his pants! BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!! Get better soon!

 

[HappyScrappy]

you just need some pgf2a in your system to put it all in perspective.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

pop some Immodium my brotha.... and sprint no more