i got beef water everywhere!!!

[Sub-Zero]

our house keeper broke our kitchen faucet off so the water points really weird and i was doing good with it but i had a hot pan in my hand after cookin some burgers and turned it on and it came out too powerfull and splashed onto the pan and shot beef water everywhere!!!

grrr

 

[puddlemonkey]

Burgers? No wonder you're fat.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Mystery solved!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Burgers? No wonder you're fat.

fuck off, for the last time i wont let u tastemy beef water

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, if I want your beef water I'll just take it.

 

[javaguru]

e-flirt alert....

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol, if I want your beef water I'll just take it.

ill get it in your eyes

 

[puddlemonkey]

ill get it in your eyes

Enjoy it while you can, when you get my age it just dribbles down the shaft.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Enjoy it while you can, when you get my age it just dribbles down the shaft.

mine does that sometime. iv learned the longer i hold it while at the end point, and then do a sort of release right at the propper time, sends massive loads.

one time i was jerking off while shitting in the toilet, and it was so hard it shot against the wall and sounded like a paintball lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn, and I thought my post was a little TMI.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Damn, and I thought my post was a little TMI.

i licked my own cock in 9th grade

 

[swole]

housekeeper?

rich snob alert!!

 

[jerkbox]

if my butler fucked up my faucet, i'd punch him in the face

 

[Lestat]

lol @ beef water!

 

[Jon79]

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