I found out I have cancer

[madbomber31]

hmmm, cancer of the fist? dont make a fist and it goes away...

seriously, that means you SHOULD NEVER TYPE... so dont post anymore and you'll be fine...

this fuckin guy is full of shit, take a look at his other posts.

 

[SofaGeorge]

I DOUBT HE IS SERIOUS. ONE DOCTORS VISIT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS CANCER!!! IS THERE DEAD FISH AROUND HERE. CUZ I'M SMELLING SOMETHING.



KAYNE

I thought about that. ALL cancers are diagnosed by BIOPSY. You can't look at them under x-ray, MRI, or CAT scan and tell... so you need exploatory surgery, a sample taken, and a lab analysis.

Also, what doctor describes it as "...cancer of the FIST..." instead of cancer in the HAND.

That said - I would still give him real advice.

If he is yankning people's chains, real life karma will mow him over. If he really has his condition - he needs good advice now no matter how he describes it or unintentionally ommitted details.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think without a biopsy they could tell you that you have a tumor, but that doesn't mean that it is cancerous.

in the end, I hope all is cool - joke or not, I hope the hand/fist ends up okay.

 

[KAYNE]

THE "CANCER OF THE FIST" IS WHAT THREW ME OFF AS WELL. ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER SUSPICIOUS DETAILS. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE CANCER AND IT TAKES MANY TESTS TO PROVE ITS CANCERS LET ALONE TO KNOW IF ITS INOPERABLE OR NOT. BESIDES, IF ITS IN THE HAND, I DOUBT IT CAN BE INOPERABLE BARRING IT IS IN THE MARROW. IN WHICH CASE, IT WOULDNT BE "CANCER OF THE FIST". LOL.


WHERE IS BABYDOC WHEN YOU NEED HIM???



KAYNE

 

[danielson]

hmm......if u do have the cancer and just forgot to tell us about a biopsy i hope u are ok

but follow the adice on here, and if u are joking, it isnt funny. if u aren;t i wish u the best

 

[strider364]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179140

Good call KAYNE.

 

[beastboy]

Idiot.

 

[Dial_tone]

Why did you wake a year old thread?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

If there is anything I've learned from this board, it is that 3 out of 4 people that I have heard have cancer, really are just making it up.

 

[beastboy]

Why did you wake a year old thread?

Look at what this moron has bumped of mine in the last 10 minutes....