I Found Another Use for My Pipes At Outback Last Night

[curling]

I took my youngest daughter on my chopper and met my wife and other daughter for dinner last night at Outback. Well when we waiting to be seated these people said I had a nice bike and we talked about motorcycles for a while. They ended up seating at a table near us.

Well, they sat us in the patio area that has plexi glass for windows(an add on area). The people on the table next to them were really drunk loud and massively obnoxious. I mean they were so loud that sometimes you would jump because of this one lady hackling. This went on all through dinner irratating us and the people next to us that I we met outside before eating.

I mean a few times my daughter or wife tried to laugh loud and obnoxious and it was even close to theirs.

So at the end of the meal after being irritated the whole way though where we could hardly even converse I turn to the table next to us(the people I met outside) and said I am going to have a little fun with these when I leave on my bike if that is ok with ya'll. They all laughed and said rap those pipes bro.

So when I split I got right next to the plexi glass where those drunk obnoxious people were sitting and I hit it. I mean I hit it hard for about 30 seconds rattling the plexy glass and everyone of those people stood up and looked out the window to what the heck was going on. I also sat off probably 7 car alarms that bothered them for a bit longer after I left.

Then my daughter and wife came up and high fived me and said dad you got them good they all stood up.

 

[tomcat]

Dude, curling..

I can't believe you are still posting here..
Thought you would have been banned, or at least killed by someone here..

This story is typical of your old BS about how cool you are and all and how everyone else is not.. Nothings changed I see...

 

[Dougly]

Super cool!!

 

[WODIN]

You are a moronic asshole.

 

[WODIN]

Also you are an embaressment to anything relating to Christian faith or practice and should just accept your paganistic being for what it is and go back to being an asshole fulltime. Actually thats true of all southern baptist but you pretty much are at the top of the asswhipe food chain. Pat Robertson, You, ......

 

[WODIN]

Look in the dictionary under Redneck Douchebag and you will see your picture right there. Swear to God! Get a real dictionary too, like Funk and Wagnel not that piece of shit new heratige that you got at walmart for your hot daughter.

 

[WODIN]

In closing. If God really exist he will knock your daughter up by some dick head who is just like you!

 

[Dougly]

If God really exist he will knock your daughter up by some dick head who is just like you!

 

[TheProject]

Y'know, it's a good thing he's got loud pipes, because going up and politely asking people to tone it down is really, really hard.

So is talking to the restaurant staff about said disruption.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Well, I guess Woody is a little chipper this morning.