I f'n hate ants.....

[chris302001]

I have enormous carpenter ants in my bathroom.
They're eating my ceiling beams.
Bastards.

LOL, if only you could train them to do real contractor work and not just destruction!!

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Believe it or not they do serve a purpose

 

[Stefka]

"Mandible" is a fantastic word.

 

[chris302001]

"Mandible" is a fantastic word.

I like proboscis..... (since we're talkin about insects)

 

[Liebnitz]

Oooh, I like stories about ants.

*digs up Feynman story on ants*





The Amateur Scientist

By Richard P. Feynman

You bastard, just like Newton, you steal my experiments!

 

[Smurfy]

I come home from my vacation to find that ants have been tending to my house while I was away. You think they would be in the kitchen or where the kids snacks are, nope...All over my computer desk and in the dirty laundry.
So I go to the store to get "home defense" it is a non toxic spray for indoors and also out around the foundation. No, the damn store does not have it. I am stuck with ant cups and have to keep em well hidden cause of my kids. These ants are not normal. They are not typical black ants, they are like a brownish reddish, but not red ants...Weird.
Well whatever cause today is gonna be assassination day for all of em...I am gonna spray the fuck out of this house and keep the kids out all day...I refuse to live with any thing other than people!!!!!

i feel you. ive been dealing with ants in my kitchen since earlier this spring. this is the 1st time we have had them. not sure where the f they came from but im not a happy camper (read: pissy bitch) about it.. i tried those little ant house things and they dont do shit. i had them laid out all over my kitchen too lol on the floors and all over my countert0ps (fucking ants went wherever the damn well pleased - kithen table, walls, cabinets, you name it) little fuckers
finally i had enough and went and got the real potent poison spray by raid. Lumber told me not to fuck with that poison stuff cuz it'll kill ya. i said fuck it and started spraying it all over around the baseboards of the kitchen. i didnt care how potent that poison was, i was sick of vacuuming up ants every 15 seconds from my floor and countertops. wtf. and they've pretty much been ok ever since. i only see one now and then on the floor.

 

[javaguru]

I've always found ants fascinating....

 

[Cutiebaby]

When I was 5, I sat in an ant hill and one of them bit the end of my penis.

Lol, when I was about 5 years old I was playing outside without shoes. I though it would be fun to cover ant holes with no shoes....Fucking got bit


then when I was pregnant my in laws had carpenter ants and I got bit right on the ass....Shit was not fun at all.