I fart in your general direction

[Buddy_Christ]

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[silverfish]

Best Post Today!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

What floats in water?

 

[silverfish]

marshmellows?

 

[jerkbox]

very small rocks

 

[Buddy_Christ]

very small rocks

She turned me into a newt.

A newt?

I got better.

 

[jerkbox]

what else floats in water?

Ducks!

 

[fogg88]

What floats in water?

anything with a specific gravity < 1.0

 

[silverfish]

what else floats in water?

Ducks!

Foam ear plugs float too.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Where'd you get the coconuts?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?

 

[rnch]

ya ever notice.....

when u rip off a good one your uretha constricts around your PA?

 

[jerkbox]

Monarchy? I thought we were an autonomous collective?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ya ever notice.....

when u rip off a good one your uretha constricts around your PA?

no.

I LOVE the 6ga. I'll give it 4 months and then possibly go to 4ga. I'm also contemplating a Dolphin using my existing PA hole, then getting another PA. I have the room for it all, but I don't know if I want to put myself through all that.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Monarchy? I thought we were an autonomous collective?

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

 

[jerkbox]

your arm's off!

no it's not!......have at you!

 

[SoreArms]

gays

 

[Buddy_Christ]

your arm's off!

no it's not!......have at you!

Tis just a scratch.

 

[jerkbox]

gays

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Jerkbox, you ever watched Life of Brian?

 

[Mavafanculo]

your arm's off!

no it's not!......have at you!

 

[jerkbox]

Jerkbox, you ever watched Life of Brian?

no, i need to see that.


I have "And Now for Something Completely Different" on dvd though

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, i need to see that.


I have "And Now for Something Completely Different" on dvd though

Life of Brian will piss you off if you're deeply religious.

I have a few DVDs that I havn't gotten around to watching yet. I need to watch the Spam episode. I remember seeing it as a kid and almost pissing myself laughing.

 

[Mr. dB]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I was soooo gonna post that but I couldn't remember which one was the hamster.

 

[Mr. dB]

What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?

 

[blut wump]

I'm 37. I'm not old.

 

[redguru]

It's the old man from scene 24!

 

[blut wump]

Now here's a resource for anyone who seeks the Grail:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/holygrail.asp

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/fart.wav

 

[Dial_tone]

I saw a brazilian porno where the girls just farted in each other's faces. It was a train wreck.

 

[Tytan]

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Back at ya.

 

[DannoMight]

i had a really bad case of some farts the other week at the movie theatre. i just moved my ass to the end of the seat, took a deep breath and i was blowing downwards towards my feet as i did the one cheek sneak. people 5 and six rows down started to look around in disgust. it was awesome cause nobody figured out the culprit.